bird feud
I saw two birds having sex last night. I'm not happy about this. I family of birds lives on top of my wall mounted air conditioner and I hate them. Note: I don't want them to die or anything, I just don't want them living anywhere near me. They are loud, annoying, and poop all over my porch. And if they're having sex, that means noisy baby birds are soon to come. I can't have this. My plan right now is to find one of those owl statues to scare them away. These birds need to go.