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Your name? Jenn
Jenn - As the world is so overpopulated with Jennifers, we need to be able to distinguish the cool from the evil. The only acceptable abreviation for the cool Jennifers is Jenn. Jenny, Jen, Nifer and any other variations of Jennifer are hereby deemed stupid and will no longer be tolerated! Anyone still answering to any other variation will be recognised as evil and or a loser!
The part of the day people should hate. Morning
morning - There is no 'urban' definition for morning because the type of people who speak 'urban' do not know what morning is.
Nickname? Mom
mom - The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.
Relationship status? Taken
taken - When some girl/woman is already with some loser, and even though he's an asshole who brags behind her back about how many BJs and how much sex he gets from her, she still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and may never know the difference because she's clueless and ignorant. She thinks she loves him, while the only thing the boyfriend is sure of, is how much he loves that pussy, and how he'll tell her whatever she wants to hear to ensure he keeps getting it. The girl/woman, of course, is totally oblivious to this. Meanwhile the guys in her life who truly care about her are left neglected and rejected because, for whatever unknown reason, girls/women are seemingly naturally attracted to assholes and pricks. So true LOL
You describe your best friend as? Hilarious
hilarious - Quite funny. Generally used when making fun, or talking about making fun of other people.
What should you be doing? cleaning
Cleaning: The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
Favorite Food? French fries
French Fries - Little potato sticks dipped in fatty oil, not made for human consumption.
Home State/Province? New York
New York - A state that most other states seem to hate on, particularly New Jersey, California and Massechusetts. Give us a break. Sorry that we're known for our diversity and culture. Sorry that we have the MTV building, the NBC building, the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State building. Sorry that we aren't all related to each other (Utah, Mississippi), and sorry that we aren't afflicted by dumb voters (Florida), a dumb governor (California) and a dirty shore (New Jersey).
One word to describe yourself? Caring
caring - compassionate, warm-hearted, loving.
Your friends: Awesome
Awesome - formidable, amazing, heart-stirring, wonderful
Your name? Jenn
Jenn - As the world is so overpopulated with Jennifers, we need to be able to distinguish the cool from the evil. The only acceptable abreviation for the cool Jennifers is Jenn. Jenny, Jen, Nifer and any other variations of Jennifer are hereby deemed stupid and will no longer be tolerated! Anyone still answering to any other variation will be recognised as evil and or a loser!
The part of the day people should hate. Morning
morning - There is no 'urban' definition for morning because the type of people who speak 'urban' do not know what morning is.
Nickname? Mom
mom - The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.
Relationship status? Taken
taken - When some girl/woman is already with some loser, and even though he's an asshole who brags behind her back about how many BJs and how much sex he gets from her, she still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and may never know the difference because she's clueless and ignorant. She thinks she loves him, while the only thing the boyfriend is sure of, is how much he loves that pussy, and how he'll tell her whatever she wants to hear to ensure he keeps getting it. The girl/woman, of course, is totally oblivious to this. Meanwhile the guys in her life who truly care about her are left neglected and rejected because, for whatever unknown reason, girls/women are seemingly naturally attracted to assholes and pricks. So true LOL
You describe your best friend as? Hilarious
hilarious - Quite funny. Generally used when making fun, or talking about making fun of other people.
What should you be doing? cleaning
Cleaning: The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
Favorite Food? French fries
French Fries - Little potato sticks dipped in fatty oil, not made for human consumption.
Home State/Province? New York
New York - A state that most other states seem to hate on, particularly New Jersey, California and Massechusetts. Give us a break. Sorry that we're known for our diversity and culture. Sorry that we have the MTV building, the NBC building, the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State building. Sorry that we aren't all related to each other (Utah, Mississippi), and sorry that we aren't afflicted by dumb voters (Florida), a dumb governor (California) and a dirty shore (New Jersey).
One word to describe yourself? Caring
caring - compassionate, warm-hearted, loving.
Your friends: Awesome
Awesome - formidable, amazing, heart-stirring, wonderful