TIRED OF THE OSCARS YET?!?!?!

[kathyweezly]

MY (BELATED) RE-CAP OF THE NIGHT... if anyone cares.

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Hugh Jackman: Awesome, he should do this more often.
Me: *giggle* *Swoon*
Mum: *swooooooooooon*

Natalie Portman: Gorgggggeous.
Me: NATALIE, STOP THREATENING MY SEXUALITY!!
Mum: OH SHUT UP!!!1 Hey, her dress is so kewt!!!!!!!

HSM kids:
Me: WTF ARE THEY DOING THERE?!?!?
Mum: The boy looks kinda cute.
Me: MUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Mum: What?
Me: HE LOOKS LIKE THE KEN DOLL I DID CRAZY EXPERIMENTS WITH!!

Seth Rogen.
Me: *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Mum: Whozzat?
Me: SETH ROGEN, GUY FROM KNOCKED UP!!! <3<3<3<3<3
Mum: ... THE FAT LEAD GUY?!?! DUDE, HE'S FINE!!
Me: Get in the line.

RPattz.
Me: WHY IS HE DOING THERE...Mum... MUM??
Mum: Ohh haaaaiii~ *faints happily*
Me: GODDAMNIT!!


Pineapple Express skit:
Me: LOLOLOLEPICROFLMAOLOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Mum: *who is new to the PE universe* Why are they so dumb.
Me: BECAUSE THEY ARE STONED!!!! LOLOLOL!!!
Mum: Right, and who's that geeky dude?
Me: Janusz, the DP of Indy 4, and other Spielberg movies!
Mum: Is he high also?
Me: APPARENTLY LOLOLOL!

RPattz and MY BABY AMANDA:
Announcer: Now to the stage, Amanda Seyfried
Me: EEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: And Robert Pattinson.
Me: DID YOU HAVE TO SHOVE THAT IN!!
Mum: I don't mind *teeheh*
Me: *GLARE OF DOOM*

Heathus family:
Me: *SOB*
Mum: *SOB*
Everybody else: *SOB*
RDJ: U SUCK, HEATHUS. BOO.

SFX award:
Will Smith: And teh nominees are TDK, Iron Man and Benjamin Button... and tha winnar iz... BENJAMIN BUTTON!
Me: ....
Mum: ....
Both: FU!!! BENJAMIN BUTTON IS LAME LOLOL!!!

Musical number:
Hugh: *singing*
Mum: *gleee*
Me: :-D
Beyonce: *appears*
Mum: Oooh!
Me:

HSM kids: *appears*
Mum: Awww.... <3>:-X
Mamma Mia couple: *appears*
Mum: Awweeeeee!
Me: *phew*