Pirates of the Caribbean 3 spoof part 6
Pirates of the Carribean 3 - At Worlds End
Kathy's altered version
Rated: ARRRRRRRRRR!
Starring: Except Depp, Bloom, Knightley etc... me, mum, dad, bro and Anakin & Ron as special guests inside my brain, as my hallucinations.
Part 6: Rock the Boat
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EXT. BLACK PEARL.
*Will gives deathglare at Elizabeth. Monkey Jack is ever so adorable, Barbossa and Jack owns the screen by bickering like an old couple*
INT. CINEMA - KATHY'S BRAIN
Ron: Well, that's how Snape would like to describe the last part.
EXT. BLACK PEARL
Barbossa: My boat!
Jack: My boat!
Barbossa: No, MY boat!!
Pintel: STFU - MY BOAT!!!
Situation: *silent*
Pintel: Me random.
Barbossa: It is my boat, because i have the ch-arrrrrrrrrr-t!!!
Jack: That makes you Chart-Man!
*from somewhere comes a Batman Theme Song-ish tune*
Cheesy 60's choir: Dananananana - CHARTMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! Danananananana CHARTMAAAAAAAAAN! CHART-MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Will: Please, enough of the friggin pop culture references!
INT. KATHY'S EVIL LAIR - COMPUTER DESK
Me: *typing* NO, I DON'T STOP - I PWN DA WORLDZ WITH POP REFFERZ! SO F U, WILLY TURNAH!! LOL KTHNX BYE!! XD P.S. I SHIP JAYMZ/ADMIRALROBEZ. - KaThOrZ
EXT. BLACK PEARL
Will: ... Fucking scriptparodies.
*Jack snags the chart from Barbossa (And the reign of Chart-Man is God thank you, over*
Jack: Hmmm....
Chart: ROCK THE BOAT.
Jack: Wasn't that the song Aaliyah shot in Bahamas, and ended up dead in a planecrash?
Will: *damning the writer to the Locker*
Jack: Ahh... *getting a clever idea* *runs to the one side to the other*
Barbossa: Dude, What'cha doin?
Jack: FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth: *bitchin* Neat - the whole Pirate world is about to go all POOF! And you want us to play a game you usually do in elementary school playgrounds?
Jack: Stop bitchin and ruuuuun!!
Will: I think he's got an idea....or he's on rum.
*Everybody runs to the left, and right*
INT. CINEMA - KATHY'S BRAIN
Anakin: Reminds me of the Padawan training.
Ron: How was it?
Anakin: Runny.
*Ship turns upside down, and they are in the mortal world again*
Jack: YAAY, WE DIIIIIIID IT, WE DIIIIIIIID IT!!
Sao Feng: Not so fast, captain Scissorhands!!
OMGZ, TO BE CONTINUED!!
Will: I hate the fact that there is a cliffhanger with a pop culture reference.
Kathy's altered version
Rated: ARRRRRRRRRR!
Starring: Except Depp, Bloom, Knightley etc... me, mum, dad, bro and Anakin & Ron as special guests inside my brain, as my hallucinations.
Part 6: Rock the Boat
------------------------------------
EXT. BLACK PEARL.
*Will gives deathglare at Elizabeth. Monkey Jack is ever so adorable, Barbossa and Jack owns the screen by bickering like an old couple*
INT. CINEMA - KATHY'S BRAIN
Ron: Well, that's how Snape would like to describe the last part.
EXT. BLACK PEARL
Barbossa: My boat!
Jack: My boat!
Barbossa: No, MY boat!!
Pintel: STFU - MY BOAT!!!
Situation: *silent*
Pintel: Me random.
Barbossa: It is my boat, because i have the ch-arrrrrrrrrr-t!!!
Jack: That makes you Chart-Man!
*from somewhere comes a Batman Theme Song-ish tune*
Cheesy 60's choir: Dananananana - CHARTMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! Danananananana CHARTMAAAAAAAAAN! CHART-MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Will: Please, enough of the friggin pop culture references!
INT. KATHY'S EVIL LAIR - COMPUTER DESK
Me: *typing* NO, I DON'T STOP - I PWN DA WORLDZ WITH POP REFFERZ! SO F U, WILLY TURNAH!! LOL KTHNX BYE!! XD P.S. I SHIP JAYMZ/ADMIRALROBEZ. - KaThOrZ
EXT. BLACK PEARL
Will: ... Fucking scriptparodies.
*Jack snags the chart from Barbossa (And the reign of Chart-Man is God thank you, over*
Jack: Hmmm....
Chart: ROCK THE BOAT.
Jack: Wasn't that the song Aaliyah shot in Bahamas, and ended up dead in a planecrash?
Will: *damning the writer to the Locker*
Jack: Ahh... *getting a clever idea* *runs to the one side to the other*
Barbossa: Dude, What'cha doin?
Jack: FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth: *bitchin* Neat - the whole Pirate world is about to go all POOF! And you want us to play a game you usually do in elementary school playgrounds?
Jack: Stop bitchin and ruuuuun!!
Will: I think he's got an idea....or he's on rum.
*Everybody runs to the left, and right*
INT. CINEMA - KATHY'S BRAIN
Anakin: Reminds me of the Padawan training.
Ron: How was it?
Anakin: Runny.
*Ship turns upside down, and they are in the mortal world again*
Jack: YAAY, WE DIIIIIIID IT, WE DIIIIIIIID IT!!
Sao Feng: Not so fast, captain Scissorhands!!
OMGZ, TO BE CONTINUED!!
Will: I hate the fact that there is a cliffhanger with a pop culture reference.