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Jean Pierre is a 13-year old boy who is walking on Amsterdams red light district. He´s carrying a dead toad on a rope. He stops at one at the bars and tells the madame "I want to have sex with one of your girls, i know im not legal, but i have much money". The woman lets in the boy and asks: Which girl do you want?" The boy replies "One who have a really nasty gender decease". The madame dont approve it but on the other hand the boy have a lot of monet. "Then you will choose Nancy". The boy runs to Nancys room, and they have sex. Half an hour later the boy comes out, still carrying on his dead toad. The madame couldn´t resist asking why the boy needed to have sex with someone with a nasty gender decease. The boy answers: when i´ll come home, i will be alone with my babysitter, i know she is a perv, so she´ll fuck me, and then when my dad gets home he´ll do her too, and then he bangs my mum as well, and tomorrow she´lls fucking the mailman on the kitchen table, coz she´lls always doing that and that what i want - The mailman coz THE MOTHEFUCKER RAN OVER MY TOAD!"