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Drunk ponytailed guy: So, like what's our situation?
Girl: Ummm, what do you mean?
Drunk ponytailed guy: Like do you ... want me to come up?
Girl: What part of your ponytail makes you think I'd go home with you tonight?
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Student: Now I don't know if this is something I thought of or if Satan said it.
Professor: Actually I said it last class.
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Little boy: Mommy, I'm thirsty.
Mother: How is that my problem?
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Professor: If you'll notice, in these studies, there are some where they only have samples of males. Can anyone tell me why that might be?
Student: Because men die.
--Hunter College, cultural anthropology classroom
Girl: Ummm, what do you mean?
Drunk ponytailed guy: Like do you ... want me to come up?
Girl: What part of your ponytail makes you think I'd go home with you tonight?
~*~
Student: Now I don't know if this is something I thought of or if Satan said it.
Professor: Actually I said it last class.
~*~
Little boy: Mommy, I'm thirsty.
Mother: How is that my problem?
~*~
Professor: If you'll notice, in these studies, there are some where they only have samples of males. Can anyone tell me why that might be?
Student: Because men die.
--Hunter College, cultural anthropology classroom