Hooboy...
Welllll shit.
My luck is definitely not a lady. It's a steaming pile of brahmin shit sitting on my porch. Yesterday, I went to use the bathroom, and it suddenly felt like everything was trying to fall out through my uterus. I was on the toilet, trying to squeeze a drizzle of pee every three minutes. So, we go to the hospital. and after three hours of waiting, they tell me I have a UTI. [Urinary Tract Infection.] So, they send me on my merry way with a prescription for pain pills and meds, and a lovely $600 hospital bill. Just for pissing in a cup, and sitting for three hours in pain.
So I go this morning and fill just the antibiotics, because, to be honest, I can handle the pain. Plus they said it'd turn my pee orange, so I skipped that. Haw!
So, I'm jobless, gaining no commissions, have a new hospital bill...
And the icing on the cake?
They want me to make appointments to see a real doctor and get a blood glucos test for diabetes. YAY for genetics!
So yeah.. $600 hospital bill, plus however much the test will be, on top of the supplies if I DO have diabetes...
Luck is a steaming pile of Brahmin Shit... I think I'm gonna sit on the toilet for a while and think
My luck is definitely not a lady. It's a steaming pile of brahmin shit sitting on my porch. Yesterday, I went to use the bathroom, and it suddenly felt like everything was trying to fall out through my uterus. I was on the toilet, trying to squeeze a drizzle of pee every three minutes. So, we go to the hospital. and after three hours of waiting, they tell me I have a UTI. [Urinary Tract Infection.] So, they send me on my merry way with a prescription for pain pills and meds, and a lovely $600 hospital bill. Just for pissing in a cup, and sitting for three hours in pain.
So I go this morning and fill just the antibiotics, because, to be honest, I can handle the pain. Plus they said it'd turn my pee orange, so I skipped that. Haw!
So, I'm jobless, gaining no commissions, have a new hospital bill...
And the icing on the cake?
They want me to make appointments to see a real doctor and get a blood glucos test for diabetes. YAY for genetics!
So yeah.. $600 hospital bill, plus however much the test will be, on top of the supplies if I DO have diabetes...
Luck is a steaming pile of Brahmin Shit... I think I'm gonna sit on the toilet for a while and think