Non-spoiler safeties

[kathrynt]

I am thinking that what I want is a website that takes scary movies and publishes a list of "don't look" moments. No spoilers -- or anyway not big ones -- just a list saying "LOOK AWAY WHEN: she goes to open the cupboard with the banging inside. ALL CLEAR: when the whistling starts." for those of us who have become ( or maybe always were) giant

Comments

[mamishka]

*giggle* This is a GREAT idea! And I would totally do it ... if I weren't, you know, one of those totally giant fraidy cats. ;-)

[toad_hall]

that would be AWESOME.

[torreybird]

I want that, too! Especially if there was some way to get the creepy music out of one's head...

[johnpalmer]

It'd be neat if you could put an icon in front, as well...

Red droplet for "violence"
jack-in-the-box for "jump out/startle"
face with * for mouth: "guy gets kicked in groin"
Picture of GWB: "person about to smirk while others are in misery"
Picture of GHWB: Picture of GWB about to be shown, since that's going to make a bunch of people wince, too...

[emmacrew]

Yeah, you'd need something like this, because different people have different look away thresholds.

[kightp]

I nominate johnpalmer to do the graphic design for the site!

[tchemgrrl]

Little green blob: "pending vomit"

[kightp]

If somebody builds it, may I request a special sub-page that warns whenever somebody is about to pull out a hypodermic needle and do, well, anything with it?

(I'm not a fraidy cat for blood and gore, but needles squick me the hell out...)

[faecat]

And one for squicky eyestuff. *cringe*

[kightp]

Eep. That, too.

Needles + eyes= Just. Don't. Go. There.