Because...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I pulled toratigris's hair (-5 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole grrm's purse (30 points). In August I gave angusmacgregor a kidney (1000 points). In January I bought porn for scifiguytr (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (23 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
kathrynmills