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[kathleenforsure]

The spider bite:

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[meanreds]

I love your hair more and more every day. Keep doin' what you're doin'.

So you have been to the doctor and you are okay. So is it now alright if I say that that is intensely hideous? Not in a gross-out way, I rarely gross out. I mean that if we were in the wilderness and I saw that I would think you were about to be dead and I would kiss you goodbye.

[kathleenforsure]

hahaha!

I forgot to mention the doctor part! My friend has a husband that is a nurse and he told me to make an appt. so I did.

I went to the doctor this morning. I waited for two hours to get in! The doctor barely glanced at it and prescribed some antibiotics and steroids. But he didn't tell me that. I had to look it up for myself on the internet what kind of drugs I was taking and wether or not I needed to use a condom. However, I'm not going to be getting laid anytime soon with this shizza in my way.

He just told me to come back in if it gets worse. He didn't even want to look at my body rash! I was kind of dissappointed. I thought he was going to do a biopsy on it and drain the pus or something.. At least push on it until I started screaming. NOTHING.

[meanreds]

I can't believe he didn't, like, hook you up to an IV and zip you into a plastic tent and send in the HazMat team with scalpels.

You quit using condoms? I thought you liked it nice and tidy like that! ha ha

[kathleenforsure]

Nope! He's been bathing my cervix in nicotine for about 4 years now. Gross!

[meanreds]

Mmm, nothing like a nice smoky semen splash!

[kathleenforsure]

P.S. Thanks about the hair! Aura specializes in pretty hair. Even when I'm all "just shave the sides and give me a crazy hawk" she's all "okay!" and instead I come out with my hair but prettier so I'm always super happy about it.