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[kathlea]

my turtle, Mertle, died. cause: unknown. speculation suggests that mertle died of a broken heart and depression. since the passing of his girlfriend, Bertle the Turtle, he has stopped eating and has seemed to lack a sense of purpose and motivation due to said depression. It's okay, he just wanted to see the love of his life again Bertle. I hope you two are join in union in turtle heaven. perhaps the turtle-God gave you a proper wedding. <3

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and no wendi, i do not want your turtles...

im just going to kill them! :(