Dec 21, 2003 20:02
i think i had an epiphany wile at the grocery store today. it evolves the thought out gain in weight depending on the season. now before you think little of it hear it out.
the good:
1. the extra weight would allow you to stay warmer on those cold january mornings(january, because we all know that november and december have evolved into 40 degree heavens).
2. fat people look jollier then skinny people (just look at saint nick, fat man, looks happy).
3. look at the season that it is, and the amount of food that you get. it starts with thanksgiving, lots of food. then it moves into the parties before charismas (ah, i am looking at this from my lovely christen upbringing) with eggnog and pies. then charismas it self with days of feasting before and after. then the turn of the year with all night parties and food never beyond the reach. and to top all of this off you can rarely go outside, or find time between trying to shop to do any exercise if you wanted to.
the bad:
1. o, yeah i forgot, i hate fat people. so i guess it doesn’t really work, to bad.