Not Even A Little

[kathkin]

Title: Not Even A Little

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Arthur/Merlin/Gwen

Wordcount: ~900

Summary: Arthur had given a lot of thought to what his first time with Gwen would be like. He’d imagined flowers and candles and maybe music, and to be honest, pretty much anything but this... A.K.A, the one where Gwen pegs Arthur and he likes it. \o/

A/N: So this

Comments

[myrimidryad]

Guh.

And I love Gwen's instant thoughts of going again to perfect it. ^^

[kathkin]

Thank you!

[mha_chan]

I think my brain just imploded. In a good way, honest. Sire and wooden dildos - is this set in canon-time? 'Cause if so I literally love you. XD If not, it's still a funny, hot bit of pr0n. Ta! :D

Oh, THIS: "“Merlin,” he said, voice half muffled by the pillow, “what did I say about touching me?”

“Sorry, sire,” said Merlin, who clearly wasn’t sorry at all.

I loled. Literally. Not good with my nosy dad around the place!

[kathkin]

Yeah, it's a canon fic - the wooden dildo caused some trouble, I sent it to a friend to read over and he was quite adamant that it was unhygienic until I pointed out that they're actually still in use. XD

Thank you! Really glad you enjoyed it. :3

[mha_chan]

Canon porn is the best.

Still used? Really? Wow. :O Learn a new thing every day.

I knew nothing about this pornathon thing. Am now browsing it. :D :D :D

[kathkin]

Yeah - if you google 'wooden dildos' you get at least one site devoted to them. :3 They're definitely not as common, though, because you can't sterilise them the way you can sillicone and so on, but I doubt canon-era Arthur and Merlin and Gwen would know or care about that.

Hee, enjoy browsing the pthon!

[rainbow_connec]

Oh I love these three. Well done lady.

[kathkin]

Thank you! :3

[fic_obsessed]

I need to read how the bet even went down in the first place lol! Also this was so fucking hot I can't even. Holy shit!