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[katharynne]

Life lesson: When measuring garments in the quality control department all day standing up, make sure you're not standing on a freshly-sprained ankle. The results may be amusing and intriguing, but will also give you the sensation of dozens of tiny fire ants biting the inside of your flesh as they groove away in a disco where the sound is turned up too loud and is making your foot throb rhythmically.

You know, hypothetically.