Net+Porn+NCIS=....
*grins* I, again, blame xanthelj. Somehow the combination of peachy ass framed by a net, porn, NCIS and my overtired brain produced the following dream (slightly cleaned up by my awake mind):
Tony with season 1 hair and a turtleneck pullover standing in front of a gigantic aquariumwall, arguing with senior about re-decorations and that his bathtub isn't big enough to house a merman, why does he want one? even if stepmom!Steph (no idea why that name) wants to convert the big aquarium into a desert landscape. Mermaids/merman are out. Soooooo last season. Surly, glaring, bad tempered mermen who habitually spear the decorative fish and stake the carcasses in front of the living room aquarium window when some CEOs and other stylish people visit are mega-out.
The the merman in question swam into view and made my sleeping mind whimper: naked, with pale long, musculr silver-blue tail, slightly bluish skin and gills over the ribcage and on the throat. transparent skin pouch concealing the genitals, scales over parts of his body. Glaring at the people on the other side of the window.
Tony whimpering. "Of course I want him!"
Merman!Gibbs sneers, raises his eyebrow, gives him the once over and then turns around in the water and his tail bangs sharply against the glass where Senior is standing, making him jump.
Then I woke up.
Net+Porn+NCIS=....
I wouldn't mind catching myself a merman!Gibbs. But sadly my bathtub isn't bigger than Tony's. Not that I think he would let me catch him^^ The dream was much more confusing than this, of course. I don't have the time to write another creature fic but this bunny was amusing enough.
Tony with season 1 hair and a turtleneck pullover standing in front of a gigantic aquariumwall, arguing with senior about re-decorations and that his bathtub isn't big enough to house a merman, why does he want one? even if stepmom!Steph (no idea why that name) wants to convert the big aquarium into a desert landscape. Mermaids/merman are out. Soooooo last season. Surly, glaring, bad tempered mermen who habitually spear the decorative fish and stake the carcasses in front of the living room aquarium window when some CEOs and other stylish people visit are mega-out.
The the merman in question swam into view and made my sleeping mind whimper: naked, with pale long, musculr silver-blue tail, slightly bluish skin and gills over the ribcage and on the throat. transparent skin pouch concealing the genitals, scales over parts of his body. Glaring at the people on the other side of the window.
Tony whimpering. "Of course I want him!"
Merman!Gibbs sneers, raises his eyebrow, gives him the once over and then turns around in the water and his tail bangs sharply against the glass where Senior is standing, making him jump.
Then I woke up.
Net+Porn+NCIS=....
I wouldn't mind catching myself a merman!Gibbs. But sadly my bathtub isn't bigger than Tony's. Not that I think he would let me catch him^^ The dream was much more confusing than this, of course. I don't have the time to write another creature fic but this bunny was amusing enough.