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Why is it that when I make cookies, the recipe always says it will make 5 dozen, and I never end up with more than 2-3 dozen at best? Do I really eat that much raw cookie dough? I could see 4-5 cookies worth, but an entire 2 dozen? That is disgusting, and I most certainly should have perished from salmonella poisoning by now.
Or maybe my cookies are just too big. Me and my big ass cookies. Yeah, that must be it.
Or maybe my cookies are just too big. Me and my big ass cookies. Yeah, that must be it.