DRABBLE: DirtyTalker 3000 [H/D/Ron - R]
Title: DirtyTalker 3000
Rating: R
Word Count: 100 + footnotes
Pairing: Ron/Harry/Draco
For: minnow_53
“What is that?” Harry asked suspiciously as Draco took out a collar.
“It’s for Weasley. Since he doesn’t like to talk dirty, I thought this might be in order.”
“What is it?” Ron asked, halfway through unbuttoning his trousers.
“The DirtyTalker 3000[1],” Draco said proudly. “Put it on.”
“Er…”
“Just do it, Weasley,” Draco demanded.
Ten minutes later, Ron started talking as Harry sucked him off and Draco was pressed into his back.
“Oh! Thou mouth is like rich honey, enveloping my throbbing member!”
“Draco, what the fuck?” Harry asked irritably.
“It’s set to waxing poetic,” Draco said, shrugging.
[1] Introduced in the 1970’s, The DirtyTalker combines the wearers thoughts and physical senses to contrive erotic dialogue throughout the act of sex or erotic activity. It was taken off the market in the early 80’s for its prevalent use by rapists and Death Eaters who wanted to hear their victims beg and tell them how much they enjoyed it, although it can still be found in some darker wizarding circles today.