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katethetigeress

I am not drunk.

Jul 31, 2006 14:42

ospreyphoto sent me the most confusing e-mail in the world today, and the subject was "You never call me when your sober'. Firstly, it's 'you're' not 'your'. The sober does not belong to me.

Secondly: You never call me when you're sober either. So there.

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Well Well... we meet again anonymous August 2 2006, 00:01:05 UTC

Due to such disregard in posting these, there wil be consequences dear Kate.:D

katethetigeress: Yesterday, I was at tractor club (shut up) and our leader was like: "Rub some of the lube on it, and get it nice and slick so it slides in the hole easier, and then just wiggle it around in there until it fits just right". (He was talking about the engine bolts. But I couldn't stop laughing)

katethetigeress: No. fucking. way. Please tell me that was photoshoped? Please? Lie to me?

Two of our best conversations! :) *hits glasses together* here`s to many more convo`s down the road and for years to come*

Re: Well Well... we meet again katethetigeress August 2 2006, 00:13:01 UTC

There are always consequences, my friend.

*chinks glass* to convos off random and amusing events!

Re: Well Well... we meet again katethetigeress August 2 2006, 00:13:37 UTC

I meant to say 'of'. I hate not being able to edit comments.

Re: Well Well... we meet again anonymous August 2 2006, 00:24:07 UTC

well a certain event comes to mind ( I`ll let your mind try to unscramble that using this clue.):D

Re: Well Well... we meet again katethetigeress August 2 2006, 02:19:28 UTC

*groans*
oh no no no no no no no. If it's what I'm thinking of, please.

You should really learn to log in when you comment! *stick out tongue*

Re: Well Well... we meet again anonymous August 2 2006, 03:21:09 UTC

*groans*
oh no no no no no no no. If it's what I'm thinking of, please.

You should really learn to log in when you comment! *stick out tongue*

Ruin the secrecy of my identity? I don`t think so. Although I`m sure everyone reading this already knows us.

-Mysterious Stranger

Re: Well Well... we meet again anonymous August 2 2006, 11:38:31 UTC

May I also mention that five hours is not a sufficient amount of sleep when you have to watch two fairly active puppies for the next twelve hours?

It`s the heat I tell you, drives you CRAZZYY!

Re: Well Well... we meet again katethetigeress August 2 2006, 12:44:38 UTC

God the heat is killing me. I slept on my couch in my bathing suit because it's the skimpiest thing I own, with a fan turned on full-blast, and I still only managed to get about three hours of sleep because it is so. damn. hot.

*dies and is dead*

Re: Well Well... we meet again katethetigeress August 2 2006, 12:50:27 UTC

Of course they know it's you, ospreyphoto. And good luck with the puppies. *snerk* *evil thoughts* *more snerk*.

Re: Well Well... we meet again anonymous August 2 2006, 14:49:23 UTC

Of course they know it's you, ospreyphoto.

You shall receive WRATH and VENGEANCE for revealing my identity! I`m very very bored, and the puppy decided she didn`t want to sleep downstairs,so she dragged me upstairs (not literally). It is absolutely miserable up here. I think I`m going to have to eat a tub of ice cream to stay cool (insert sarcastic remark about already being "cool"...lol). Now only a million more hours to go before I`m escaped. WOW! I sound like I`m in prison! lol

Re: Well Well... we meet again katethetigeress August 2 2006, 16:04:36 UTC

Wrath and vengance my cute evil butt.

Even try it and you know it comes back tenfold *laughs her evil laughter* I am the QUEEN of evil.

*sends cold thoughts* These should cool you off a bit...

Have fun with the cute (evil) puppy!

Re: Well Well... we meet again anonymous August 2 2006, 17:58:55 UTC

Uggh! My stomach is acting up again. This better not wreck Saturday`s festivities.

Have fun with the cute (evil) puppy!
That`s precisely what she is. Cute! Evil very much so. She keeps dragging me outside and then wants to go back in again. Hopefully it will rain soon so she stops asking. Chance on the other hand won`t even ask to go out, she`s being lazy cause it`s so hot. All she does is walk outside and lay down. S is currently chewing on a bone.

How many more hours of this do I have to look forward to..??LOL

Re: Well Well... we meet again anonymous August 2 2006, 18:00:40 UTC

Wrath and vengance my cute evil butt.

Even try it and you know it comes back tenfold *laughs her evil laughter* I am the QUEEN of evil.

Oh trust me! It`s already in the works. It`s being planned as we speak. Be Afraid! Very Afraid!

It is I!!!!!!!!!! NIGHTMARES! anonymous August 2 2006, 18:23:51 UTC

So I`ve been sitting here bored all day. The puppy has gone out maybe three times in the past thirty minutes, but now she is sleeping again. Oy Vey! there is nothing good on television, and it`s way too hot to even look through my room(AKA the PIT), for my sketchbooks to draw. I think I`ll eventually reach a breaking point and do it, but just not right now.

Well back to my evil plotting ways. *Grin of DOOM*
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Re: It is I!!!!!!!!!! NIGHTMARES! anonymous August 2 2006, 18:28:47 UTC

I have found pens within reach. There will be much arm doodling, scientific experiments and evil genius works. I actually thought of giving myself a tattoo using pen. The nibs are not small enough to do so. Maybe... I should find some paper..lol

Re: It is I!!!!!!!!!! NIGHTMARES! anonymous August 2 2006, 18:33:13 UTC

The PEN attacked me! There will be revenge! *Looks at poor defenseless arm*

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