No really, we are. This is mostly for my and Timmah!'s reference. Hehe.
P = Pusher Robot (I am better than the shover robot, haha)
S = Shover Robot
B = Both.
P: We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. Pak chooie unf. Pak chooie unf. Pak chooie unf unf unf unf.
P: We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space. We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
P: I am the pusher robot. I shove around the blind people. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
S: I am the shover robot. I push bread down their throats. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
B: We are the space robots.
P: We are here to protect you.
S: We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
B: We are the space robots.
S: We are here to protect you.
P: We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
P: Space has a terrible power. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space. Space has a terrible power. Do you have stairs in your house?
S: We are here to protect you. Pushing will protect you. Pushing will protect you from the terrible secret of space.
P: That is incorrect. Shoving will protect you. Shoving will protect you from the terrible secret of space.
P: Do not trust the shover robot. Shoving is the answer. We are here to protect you.
S: Do not trust the pusher robot. He is malfunctioning. We are here to protect you.
B: We are the space robots.
S: We are here to protect you.
P: We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
B: We are the space robots.
P: We are here to protect you.
S: We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
P: We are here to protect you. Shoving is the answer. Humans must be shoved. They must go down the stairs.
S: You are mistaken. Pushing is the answer. Humans must be pushed. They must go down the stairs.
P: Please go stand by the stairs. So I can protect you.
P: Humans must be shoved. Shoving is the answer. Shoving will protect you from the terrible secret of space.
S: I am better than the pusher robot.
P: I am superior.
S: We are here to protect you.
P: I am better than the shover robot.
S: He is inferior.
P: We are here to protect you.
S: Pushing is the answer.
P: Shoving is the answer.
S: I have pushed many humans.
P: I have shoved many more.
S: Humans are protected.
P: Humans have gone down the stairs.
S: We are the space robots.
P: Our mission is complete.