Why sitting in front of the two gay guys on the bus just makes my day.
Monday as we passed a guy on a segway.
Gay guy 1: Look, a segway! I've never seen anyone riding one of those.
Gay guy 2: Is he too hip for words?
Gay guy 1: No, he's too cool for school, that's what he is.
Another quote from Monday
Gay guy 1: I'm going to start stripping. I'll make good money, you just watch...
(then later)
Gay guy 2: It sucks that Harvard doesn't allow you to work while you're in grad school.
Gay guy 1: Well, Harvard doesn't have to know about my stripping.
Today (as a flock of geese walked across the road in front of the bus)
Gay guy 1: Run them over!
Gay guy 2: Oh, you're so evil!
I love these guys.
And yes, they both do have the stereotypical lisp.
Gay guy 1: Look, a segway! I've never seen anyone riding one of those.
Gay guy 2: Is he too hip for words?
Gay guy 1: No, he's too cool for school, that's what he is.
Another quote from Monday
Gay guy 1: I'm going to start stripping. I'll make good money, you just watch...
(then later)
Gay guy 2: It sucks that Harvard doesn't allow you to work while you're in grad school.
Gay guy 1: Well, Harvard doesn't have to know about my stripping.
Today (as a flock of geese walked across the road in front of the bus)
Gay guy 1: Run them over!
Gay guy 2: Oh, you're so evil!
I love these guys.
And yes, they both do have the stereotypical lisp.