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Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Answer: American Girls - Counting Crows
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: What a bore -- Muzzle
I've never even heard of this song. I own it?
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: Careless Whisper - Wham
Didn't know I owned this one either. Gossip?
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: Cry Me a River - Wildcat Originals
Oh dear.
Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: Smooth - Santana
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: Scapegoat - Chumbawumba
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: Leave - R.E.M.
Oh dear.
Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: Ducktales Theme
Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: Tainted Love - Gloria Jones
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: L'air de la Louisiane - Jimmy Buffet
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: She's Got Her Ticket - Tracy Chapman
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: New World Water - Mos Def
Question: Am I a complete freak?
Answer: Somebody - Princeton Wildcats