Whoooooooooa! Can they do that?
Change can be good and change can be bad. It's all in how you look at it. I went to the vending machine and got a package of Lifesavers. I looked at the package as I waited for the elevator and my jaw dropped. The label read "LIFESAVERS: NEW FLAVORS!" Lifesavers has finally gotten rid of the icky-tasting white (pineapple?) Lifesaver from its 5-flavor pack. Instead, there is a yummy purple berry-flavored one! However, the orange one still remains in the pack. This shall be fixed. I shall write a letter to the Lifesavers company in Glenview, IL and make them change this. Wait a sec..."Kraft Foods North America, Inc., Dist., Glenview, IL 60025 - PRODUCT OF CANADA" WTF?!? STUPID CANADANS IN THEIR STUPID CANADIA!!! *grumbles* Now I must vomit up my Lifesavers.
I'm just kidding! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. I would NEVER throw up my Lifesavers!
I'm just kidding! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. I would NEVER throw up my Lifesavers!