My last testament
Tomorrow I am getting my wisdom teeth removed. They will be putting me under with IV sedation (I have never had an IV in my life, by the way), and three of my wisdowm teeth will be chiseled out of my mouth. I just wanted to tell everybody how much I loved them before I went under. I have never had any anesthesia (sp?) of any kind so you never know if I could have some kind of bad reaction. So just in case, this is what I would like in case I don't wake up...
Danny is to write my obituary... he will make my life sound cool
Emily is to write my real write-up for the paper
Bethany and Lauren are to sing... though I know it will be difficult through the tears that you will shed
Liz is to be in charge of the guestbook ( yes there will be a guestbook for my parents sakes) because I know she knows the SATC reference and can fully appreciate it, plus she can keep it together... she is so solid ;)
Melissa is to give my eulogy because she will tell it like it is and make people laugh
Allison is to do what she does best and give good hugs and be consoling (can't do without em)
I will need pall-bearers as well... my brother will be one, Scottie, Thomas, and Pete if he can come and if not then I only want three.
Take care of my kids for me. Tell Lillie and Ried that I love them and that I'm sorry that I didn't get to see them grow up. Tell Ryan to chin up and that I always knew he could handle being the oldest if he wanted to be.
This is getting too serious, it was supposed to be funny and silly. Y'all better laugh if I actually die!
Danny is to write my obituary... he will make my life sound cool
Emily is to write my real write-up for the paper
Bethany and Lauren are to sing... though I know it will be difficult through the tears that you will shed
Liz is to be in charge of the guestbook ( yes there will be a guestbook for my parents sakes) because I know she knows the SATC reference and can fully appreciate it, plus she can keep it together... she is so solid ;)
Melissa is to give my eulogy because she will tell it like it is and make people laugh
Allison is to do what she does best and give good hugs and be consoling (can't do without em)
I will need pall-bearers as well... my brother will be one, Scottie, Thomas, and Pete if he can come and if not then I only want three.
Take care of my kids for me. Tell Lillie and Ried that I love them and that I'm sorry that I didn't get to see them grow up. Tell Ryan to chin up and that I always knew he could handle being the oldest if he wanted to be.
This is getting too serious, it was supposed to be funny and silly. Y'all better laugh if I actually die!