Description of Wookie, written by his teacher:
Joel ... loves cheesecake, fiction, philosophy, his cousins, and complaining! He did not complain in class! He says he started depending on other people this year. Joel has a wisdom beyond his years, is a quiet genius, and is an avid reader. Joel says, "Life is a story, and you are the hero, but the book does not end until your life is over."
BANG.
That is all.