You know several people who have hit deer more than once. [We have...never a moose though or we'd you know, die.]
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. [only because the A/C makes it too cold
You use a down comforter in the summer. [l do l really really do...lts a duvet!]
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time. [My buddy Tyler works there and yes yes there are..in the states they'd be um.. driven off]
Your provincial capital calls in the army to help clean up after a snow storm. [Northern Ontario won't stop callin us a buncha pussies for that]
You, and you, alone decide who will win the federal election [l like to think that 1 can make a difference]
You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime [apparently so]
MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar [l stood beside shannon who was talking about hanson being the best and how crushed she was that they didnt release the cd on the date the website said and l said HI, I'M KATE, I'M GONNA STAND HERE WHILE MY BEST BUDDY SHANNON TALKS ABOUT BANDS THAT DO NOT NECCESSARILLY REFLECT MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS...OH YEAH, AND PEACE AND LOVE ARE GOOD TOO...then she slapped me on tv...]
Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house [naw but l had a drunken neighbour pee on the house after a kegger]
You know there's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist [l can't decide whats worse, french wine or french whine]
Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition [my grandparents were in the boonies and drank basically firewater]
Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city [jackie will start a riot]
Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page. [we say eh.]
You have enough French vocabulary to get by some of the day in Ottawa without them thinking that you're a completly incapable American. [HAHAHAHAA <3!!!! l fully said UM I'LL HAVE DE SOUP DE JHOR! retrospectively sounding much like coachZ]
You find -40C a little chilly. [yes, yes l do.]
You voted Liberal in the last election. [*blush* yes, yes l did]
You understand the Labatt's Blue commercials. [l <3 the bear]
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ontario. [hells yeah!]
You know several people who have hit deer more than once. [We have...never a moose though or we'd you know, die.]
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. [only because the A/C makes it too cold
You use a down comforter in the summer. [l do l really really do...lts a duvet!]
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time. [My buddy Tyler works there and yes yes there are..in the states they'd be um.. driven off]
Your provincial capital calls in the army to help clean up after a snow storm. [Northern Ontario won't stop callin us a buncha pussies for that]
You, and you, alone decide who will win the federal election [l like to think that 1 can make a difference]
You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime [apparently so]
MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar [l stood beside shannon who was talking about hanson being the best and how crushed she was that they didnt release the cd on the date the website said and l said HI, I'M KATE, I'M GONNA STAND HERE WHILE MY BEST BUDDY SHANNON TALKS ABOUT BANDS THAT DO NOT NECCESSARILLY REFLECT MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS...OH YEAH, AND PEACE AND LOVE ARE GOOD TOO...then she slapped me on tv...]
Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house [naw but l had a drunken neighbour pee on the house after a kegger]
You know there's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist [l can't decide whats worse, french wine or french whine]
Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition [my grandparents were in the boonies and drank basically firewater]
Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city [jackie will start a riot]
Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page. [we say eh.]
You have enough French vocabulary to get by some of the day in Ottawa without them thinking that you're a completly incapable American. [HAHAHAHAA <3!!!! l fully said UM I'LL HAVE DE SOUP DE JHOR! retrospectively sounding much like coachZ]
You find -40C a little chilly. [yes, yes l do.]
You voted Liberal in the last election. [*blush* yes, yes l did]
You understand the Labatt's Blue commercials. [l <3 the bear]
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ontario. [hells yeah!]
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