A few of the ones I didn't end up including in my IBARW posting...
"Nice to meet you, Lieutenant Token. Try not to die or anything."
"Yes sir!"
"... yeah, right."
"Oops! Didn't see that coming."
The babe in the photo behind Carlin? It's his sister. But that's no more dodgy than smoking a cigarillo in a submarine.
Running Moonbase: moments of sheer terror followed by hours of boredom.