Killer Moth vs. Super Bat
Okay, so please read this promising to withhold all judgments of me...I promise that I am not in fact:
1. Afraid of bugs
2. A girly-girl who screams and shouts at the littlest thing
3. Crazy
Last night I was noticing a great deal of bug-like creatures in our apartment and was like, woah, is someone's window open? Kala checked and yep, hers was open. Whew. That should solve all problems. They go to bed and I am sitting in my room and there are still so many bugs in my room...what the heck? I check and sure enough my screen was ajar too somehow. Man. So I close it and assume my problems are over.
So I get ready and get up in my bed. Now, laying down in my bunk bed my hand touches the ceiling, so sitting up - I only have like six inches probably. So I am sitting there innocently, writing in my journal when from across the room this huge moth comes flying right at my head!! I let out a small scream and start swinging at it. It whizzes back and forth a few times, me swinging furiously - it definitely caught me by surprise!
I am quite jumpy at this point and almost fall off my bed. I jump down and now can't find it. So I stand at my bed, not wanting to go up again quite yet, writing in my journal. Then, I see the predator...perched on the corner of my pillow of all things...that fiend!! I slowly close my journal, take it with full force and SWING! This guy won't die. I lost it again but then...IT IS IN THE SPIRALING of my journal!! Oh my gosh it scares me and I scream...Oh man, this guy is crazy.
I throw the book and am extremely jumpy and super paranoid. I am now at the point of feeling itchy all over and I am imagining the nightmares to come. I can't find him anymore. I light some matches, turn on all my lights and run around trying to find him. Nothing. So I take the Super Bat and go nuts. I start swinging it everywhere. Tentatively lifting covers, swinging at the closed blinds...Nothing.
So, after about half an hour of running around, I withdrew to bed.
I probably ate a massive moth in my sleep.
Great.
1. Afraid of bugs
2. A girly-girl who screams and shouts at the littlest thing
3. Crazy
Last night I was noticing a great deal of bug-like creatures in our apartment and was like, woah, is someone's window open? Kala checked and yep, hers was open. Whew. That should solve all problems. They go to bed and I am sitting in my room and there are still so many bugs in my room...what the heck? I check and sure enough my screen was ajar too somehow. Man. So I close it and assume my problems are over.
So I get ready and get up in my bed. Now, laying down in my bunk bed my hand touches the ceiling, so sitting up - I only have like six inches probably. So I am sitting there innocently, writing in my journal when from across the room this huge moth comes flying right at my head!! I let out a small scream and start swinging at it. It whizzes back and forth a few times, me swinging furiously - it definitely caught me by surprise!
I am quite jumpy at this point and almost fall off my bed. I jump down and now can't find it. So I stand at my bed, not wanting to go up again quite yet, writing in my journal. Then, I see the predator...perched on the corner of my pillow of all things...that fiend!! I slowly close my journal, take it with full force and SWING! This guy won't die. I lost it again but then...IT IS IN THE SPIRALING of my journal!! Oh my gosh it scares me and I scream...Oh man, this guy is crazy.
I throw the book and am extremely jumpy and super paranoid. I am now at the point of feeling itchy all over and I am imagining the nightmares to come. I can't find him anymore. I light some matches, turn on all my lights and run around trying to find him. Nothing. So I take the Super Bat and go nuts. I start swinging it everywhere. Tentatively lifting covers, swinging at the closed blinds...Nothing.
So, after about half an hour of running around, I withdrew to bed.
I probably ate a massive moth in my sleep.
Great.