Longest Survey EVAR P.3
The Longest Survey Ever
Why?
601. Is the sky blue?
Something about light reflecting off of one of the layers of the atmosphere or some such thing. I don't know. Ask Burt.
602. Is the world round?
Same reason all the other planets are. And yes, that includes Pluto, bitches.
603. Is the world unfair?
Because if it wasn't, life would be way too easy.
604. Are most people selfish?
Because we all have our best interests at heart. If we didn't, who else would look out for us?
605. Impolite?
I wouldn't know. I live in the nice part of the country.
606. Disrespectful?
See above.
607. Conforming?
That's one thing I'll never understand.
608. Are there religions?
Because there'd be total chaos if there wasn't.
609. Theories?
Our brains would explode without them.
610. Opinions?
They make life interesting.
611. Are humans so intelligent?
We're not.
612. Do we need air?
To survive. Doi.
613. Do we age?
'Cause life sucks. And being immortal would suck harder.
614. Do we die?
If we didn't, we'd totally overpopulate the Earth.
615. Can't pigs fly?
Because if they did, pessimists wouldn't have a goal line.
616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
To make awesome Cheese Whiz.
617. Swiss?
Dunno.
618. American?
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.
619. Are you taking this?
GOD ONLY KNOWS.
When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
This morning.
621. Took a shower?
This morning.
622. Ate?
About an hour ago.
623. Drank?
Same.
624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
Last weekend at home.
625. Took a pill?
A couple weeks ago, for my headache.
626. Smoked?
Never.
627. You got your photograph taken?
Don't remember.
628. You got caught doing something bad?
Define 'bad'.
629. Had sex?
Never.
630. Dyed your hair?
Couple years ago.
631. Hurt someone physically?
Does a four year old count?
632. Hurt someone emotionally?
Psh. Like I'd know.
633. Did your homework?
...What's homework?
634. Hung out with your friends?
This weekend.
635. Got drunk?
Never.
636. Got high?
Never.
637. Said: bye, text me?
Sunday.
638. Took a survey?
Today
639. Won a contest?
Depends on what kind of context.
640. Went out on a date?
I don't think I've ever been on an official date.
641. Had a strong sexual drive?
Last week. Fecking hormones and periods and being a girl.
Word Association
642. Bed
Sleep
643. Curtains
Shade
644. Lights
Dark
645. Music
Life
646. Candles
Scratches
647. Closet
Wes
648. Door
Frame
649. Window
Sill
650. Onomotapoeia
Scandenavia
651. Dog
Samson
652. Cat
Hal
653. Egypt
Imhoteeeeepppp
654. Corey
In the House
655. Mirror
Mask
656. Case
Sherlock
657. Cage
Bird
658. Cave
Merlin
659. Nutella
GROSS
660. Bird
Surfin'
661. Bear
Bill&Ernie
662. Death
O'
663. Life
Music
664. White
Noise
665. Black
Font
666. Personality
Disorder
667. Pickle
Cat
668. Dilemma
Panic
669. Love
Hate
670. Liberal
Rights
671. Conservative
Suck
672. Ball
Bat
673. Moderate
Demographics
674. Inept
Hannah :P
Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
Dark red.
676. Your foot?
Tan
677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
Warts -_-
678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
Violent fantasies, sure.
679. Do you chew on your homework?
Ask Hirschey ^_^
680. Pencils?
Don't really use them anymore.
681. Do you read the dictionary?
Not on a daily basis.
682. Encyclopedia?
See above.
683. Atlas?
When I'm extra bored in the car.
684. Road map?
*snorts* I should.
685. Do you memorize random facts?
Yes.
686. Do you stalk anyone?
Noooooooo.
687. Does anyone stalk you?
...How awesome would that be?
688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
There have been days.
689. Do you dust your lawn?
Can't say I do.
690. Do you collect dust?
My stuff does.
691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
Because of the tiny little trolls that live in every orifice in your body. Obviously.
692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
...There are some people.
693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
*laughs* There are some people.
694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
Not often, but sometimes.
695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
What about them, eh?
696. Mexicans?
Kinda, yeah. Learn our language or leave.
697. Americans?
Most of the time.
698. The French?
*snorts* Their language is pretty sweet.
699. The English?
Nope ^_^
700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
Yup.
701. Have you ever shot someone?
With, like, duct tape balls.
702. Something?
Targets.
703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
*bites lip* I dunno. Somewhere in the teens, I believe.
704. Jeans?
5.
705. What ring size are you?
My thumb's an eight, my pinkie's a 4 1/2. So anywhere between there.
706. Belt size?
Dunno.
707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
Nope.
708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
*laughs* No, but I have my 2008 Michael Phelps one.
709. Do you eat a lot?
Probably more than I should, yeah.
710. Do you get excited over cameras?
Not usually.
711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
YES.
712. Poison?
Probably.
713. Knives?
No. But Wes does.
714. Cheese?
That's mom.
715. Penguins?
Hannah.
716. Bald people?
If George counts :P
717. Scrawny African children?
Tina.
718. Midgets?
Uncle Janet ^^
719. Pirates?
Ones that look like Johnny Depp.
720. Corny jokes?
Depends on how corny.
721. Are you a virgin?
Yup.
722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
No.
723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
If I'm mundo bored.
724. Do you bite yourself?
Sometimes.
725. Cut yourself?
Not intentionally.
726. Do you get cold sores often?
No.
727. Do you have a cold right now?
Nope.
728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
Kinda.
729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
:P
730. Do you have a twitching problem?
Sometimes, weirdly enough.
731. Are you homicidal?
There are some days.
732. What do you do on the computer?
What DON'T I do?
733. Anything your parents should know about?
*laughs* I hope not.
734. Are you happy with your life?
For today.
735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
I don't care.
736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
No.
737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
The leaves are. In summer.
738. How big is the universe?
Freaking gigantor.
739. What's the logic behind your answer?
My brain.
740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
Varies.
741. What do you dream about?
Varies.
742. Anything your parents should know about?
*laughs* Nooo.
743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
No.
744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
I'm sure I would if I ever did.
745. Do you have AIM?
No.
746. MSN?
Yes.
747. YIM?
No.
748. A Neopets account?
Yup ^_^
749. A Vampirefreaks account?
No.
750. A Quizilla account?
...maybe. I don't remember.
751. A Bzoink account?
No.
752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
:P Yes
753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
Sometimes.
754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
ALL THE TIME.
755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
No.
756. Doesn't breathe?
No.
757. Are you scared of anything at all?
Butterflies.
758. What?
I know, right?
759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
Um...
760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
I got that, yeah...
761. Do you have a life?
Not much of one.
762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
Yes.
763. A webcam?
Yes.
764. A scanner?
No.
765. A printer?
No.
766. A cordless mouse?
Yes.
767. Does your mouse light up?
The bottom does.
768. Are you scared of mice?
No.
769. What kind of computer do you have?
An HP Laptop that I normally want to throw out a window.
770. Were you ever physically abused?
Yes.
771. Verbally?
Yes.
772. Sexually?
No.
773. Do you wish you were a fish?
No.
774. A cat?
Yeah, sometimes.
775. A dog?
Meh.
776. Do you have a cell phone?
Yes. But apparently not for long.
777. What kind is it?
An LG Voyager.
778. Do you weasel out of things?
Yeah.
779. Do your teachers like you?
I hope so.
780. Do your parents like you?
I CERTAINLY hope so.
781. Do your siblings like you?
Psh. I'm sure.
782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
HAH! No.
783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
No.
784. Do you enjoy school?
Love it.
785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
Under. Well, I don't use a topsheet, but I have a comforter I sleep under.
786. Do you sleep in a bed?
Most nights.
787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
I wish.
788. Are you a packrat?
Yes.
789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
A bit of HTML.
790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
Not anything, no.
791. Do you shy away from social situations?
Not really.
792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
There are some things.
793. Are you at least attracted to them?
Yeah, a bit.
794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?
I've already got my prezzies.
795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
Nooooo.
796. Do you label other people?
Yeah.
797. Are you proud?
Of myself? Sure.
798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
On a good day.
How Bad Can I Make You Look?
799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
Not as much as I should.
800. Do you wet the bed?
Nope.
801. What age did you stop?
Like I remember.
802. Is that age older than you are now?
Yes.
803. Do you lie a lot?
Yes. No. Yes. No.
804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
Yes.
805. Brush your hair?
No.
806. Do you use deoderant?
Yes.
807. Do you masturbate?
No.
808. How often?
Not exactly open for a 'no' answer, are you?
809. Are you an alcoholic?
No.
810. A druggie?
No.
811. Do you drink illegally?
Yes.
812. Do you wear underwear?
Yes.
813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
Yes.
814. Are you a coward?
Depends on what I'm to be doing.
815. A loser?
I'm sure to some people.
816. An idiot?
No. Well, common sense-wise, yeah.
817. Do you chatspeak?
No, and I hate people who do.
818. Are you a bad friend?
I hope not. I've still got all mine.
819. Are you untrustworthy?
I'm forgetful. I wouldn't say I'm untrustworthy.
820. Unreliable?
No.
821. Do you pick your nose?
Sure.
822. Are you imperfect?
Definitely.
823. Do you think you are perfect?
Not even.
824. Ugly?
Some days.
825. Do you have bad hair?
Every day.
826. A big nose?
Nah.
827. Are you shallow?
I'm sure, a bit.
828. Greedy?
A bit.
829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
Yup. Only my 'rents, though. Well, okay, and Missy. And Rache.
830. Do you have any talents?
Singing, I think.
831. Do you burp often?
Unfortunately.
832. Are you good at it?
*laughs* If I try.
833. Are you impolite?
Sometimes.
834. Disrespectful?
Sometimes.
835. Sadistic?
Not really.
836. Are you a pansy?
:P In some respects.
837. Are you a conformist?
Not ever.
838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
Only the adorable stuff. LIKE MY HAT.
839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
I'm not sure I've ever used anything intentionally that was successful.
840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
Not. Even.
841. Do you have buck teeth?
No.
842. Acne?
No, thank God.
843. Mental illnesses?
I'm sure.
844. Are you fake?
I try not to be.
845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
A push-up, sure.
846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
Nope.
847. Does your breath smell?
I'm sure.
848. Do you have a strong body odor?
*shrugs* If I don't use deodorant.
849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
No?
850. Do you have bad teeth?
No.
851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth?
Yes.
852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
No.
853. Are you overweight?
Yes.
854. Are you lying?
...No?
855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an 'athletic' body build and slightly overweight?
You're rather rude, aren't you?
856. Are you anorexic?
No.
857. Bulimic?
No.
858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No.
859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No.
860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
No.
861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?
862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?
863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No.
864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
865. Are you a wannabe?
No.
866. Do you get bad grades?
Not intentionally.
867. What's your IQ level?
Dunno.
868. Are you a bad guesser?
Sometimes.
869. Are you slow?
About some things.
870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
Probably :P
871. Are you bad at reading people?
I hope not. It's what I want to do for a living.
872. Are you too nice for your own good?
Maybe.
873. Do you have a lot of friends?
Yeah.
874. Do your 'friends' agree with you?
Most of the time.
875. Do you give in easily?
No.
876. Are you stubborn?
Yeah.
877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
No.
878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
879. Are you annoying?
Yup ^_^
880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
Chya.
881. Are you a necrophilliac?
No.
882. Are you incestual?
No.
883. Is your room messy?
Yup.
884. Do you make fun of other people?
Most of the time.
885. Do you respect your body?
Not as much as I should.
886. Are you arrogant?
I'm sure there are times.
887. Do you have low self-esteem?
Some days.
888. Are you unique?
I hope so.
889. Are your hands clammy?
Not usually.
890. Are you short?
Not really.
891. Are you freakishly tall?
No.
892. Do you like Simple Plan?
Some of their stuff.
Beliefs
893. Do you believe in God?
Yes.
894. Do you believe in magic?
Yes.
895. True love?
Yes.
896. Heaven?
Yes.
897. Hell?
Yes.
898. Satan?
I was raised by her.
899. The Lord and Lady?
What?
900. The Goddess?
Sure.
901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
Sure.
902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
Sure.
903. Are you an atheist?
No.
904. Agnostic?
No.
905. Do you believe in fairies?
I've met Tory. Yes.
906. Dragons?
I believe people believed in them.
907. Unicorns?
^_^
908. Gollums?
My Precccciousssssss.
909. Santa?
Is Tim Allen!
910. The Easter Bunny?
Smells like jelly beans.
911. The Tooth Fairy?
Looks good in tights.
912. Pixies?
Gilderoy Lockhart hates them, I know.
913. Phoenixes?
Are sadistic killers.
914. Elves?
Look like my mom.
915. Dwarves?
Fricken Snow White.
916. Mermaids?
Brandi!
917. Karma?
For sure.
918. Immortality?
Would suck.
919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
Sure.
920. Mayan Gods?
Sure.
921. Incan Gods?
Sure.
922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
Yes.
923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
Yes.
924. Do you believe in parallel universes?
Yes.
925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
No. That's what the TARDIS is for.
926. Do you believe in Eternity?
Yes.
927. Do you believe in evolution?
Yes.
928. Do you believe in life after death?
Yes.
929. What happens to us after we die?
God decides for us.
930. Do you believe in superheroes?
Yes.
931. Super villains?
No.
932. Do you believe in Fate?
*laughs*
933. That everything has a purpose?
Yes.
934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
I believe we believe it does.
935. Sex?
Society seems to think so.
936. Love?
No.
937. Success?
No.
938. Making yourself happy?
Yes.
939. Making others happy?
Yes.
940. Religion?
A bit.
941. Politics?
No.
942. Do you believe in miracles?
Yes.
943. Angels?
Yes.
944. Demons?
No.
945. Ghosts?
Yes.
946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?
Yes.
947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
No.
948. Do you believe in selfessness at all?
No.
949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
I wish. Oh. Wait.
950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
Sometimes.
951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
Yes.
This Or That
952. Pie or cake?
Pie
953. Pie or 3.14159...?
Pie
954. Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla
955. Black or white?
Black
956. Ceiling or floor?
Floor
957. Couch or bed?
Bed
958. Cough or sneeze?
Sneeze
959. On or off?
On
960. Closed or open?
Open
961. Brush or comb?
Brush
962. Long or short?
Long
963. Big or small?
Big
964. Wet or dry?
Dry
965. Under or over?
Under
966. Top or bottom?
Top
967. Fly or fall?
Fly
968. Smile or frown?
Smile
969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
Joy
970. Hot or cold?
Hot
971. Warm or cool?
Warm
972. Rough or smooth?
Smooth
973. Cat or dog?
Cat
974. Snake or bird?
Snake
975. Shark or T-Rex?
Shark
976. Past or present?
Past
977. Science fiction or fantasy?
Fantasy
978. Dull or sharp?
Sharp
979. Live forever or die young?
Die young
980. Books or television?
Books
981. Jump or skip?
Skip
982. Fast or slow?
Fast
983. Run or walk?
Walk
984. Guy or girl?
Guy
985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney
986. Belle or Jasmine?
JASMINE. (DUDE. DID NOT MAKE THIS QUESTION UP.) Edit: Still the best survey question ever.
987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
Gaston
988. Food or friends?
Friends
989. Colors or black and white?
Colour
990. Cute or pretty?
Pretty
991. Good or evil?
Evil
992. Fruits or vegetables?
Fruit
993. Milk or juice?
Milk
994. Hot chocolate or gingerale?
Hot chocolate
995. Beer or wine?
Wine
996. Movies or cartoons?
Movies
997. Pillow or blanket?
Pillow
998. Moon or stars?
999. Sky or sea?
Sea
1000. Explode or implode?
ImplodeOMG DONE. 10-12-2010
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