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stolen from leftontrack
Dear President Bush:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a
constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage.
As you said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man and a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus
18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they
are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that
this applies to
Mexicans, but not Canadians.
Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day
and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual
uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have
tried asking, but most
women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the
Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is
not pleasing to them.
Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he
should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or
should I ask the police
to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination - Lev. 11:10, it
is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you
settle this? Are there
'degrees' of abomination?
7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have
a defect in my sight. I
have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be
20/20, or is there
some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples,
even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they
die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may
I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same
field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds
of thread
(cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot.
Is it really necessary
that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to
stone them?
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family
affair, like we do with
people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in
such matters, so I am confident you can help.
heh heh george bush is soooo stupid...btw i believe in same sex marriage...and i love the canadians and french; to baby george that would be the utmost "degree" of abomination to the patriotism of America...it could destroy America to have ANY relations with the french!!! bushy gushy tushy pussy