Omegle Fun
Okay, so I have discovered trolling people on Omegle is way too much fun. Like ridiculously fun. Alright, so I've discovered one of the greatest ways to confuse people on this site, send them lyrics from the song Still Alive from Portal. Seriously, it confuses them, and the few who recognize it are awesome.
This is a good example of a reaction I got;
Stranger: heyy
You: This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Stranger: Oh was it?
You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Stranger: you are boring me
You: Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
Stranger: youre dumb
Stranger: and have a small penis
Well, I certainly hope I don't have one at all, taking into consideration that I am a woman. You think I would notice even a small one.
This is a good example of a reaction I got;
Stranger: heyy
You: This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Stranger: Oh was it?
You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Stranger: you are boring me
You: Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
Stranger: youre dumb
Stranger: and have a small penis
Well, I certainly hope I don't have one at all, taking into consideration that I am a woman. You think I would notice even a small one.