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So, at 23.52, I have eight minutes until my new regime of swimming, jogging, cycling at walking everywhere begins.
No more Kinder Hippo's, no more Ice Cream binges (Feasts, Strawberry Cornetto's, Crunchie Blasts, Oh gosh!), no more sneaky bites of Rob's sketti-cheese, or cereals at 6am (after not having gone to sleep). Bye bye Blue Top Milk, cheerio chocalate and so long baking cakes (I will just eat them).
Yes, I am going on a diet. Not really a fan of "everything in moderation" I have often taken an all-or-nothing approach to dieting, which we all know has some serious implications. This time I am determined to eat right and have healthy amounts of exercise. I shan't be wearing myself to shadows and I shan't get carried away. I just want to tone up, get fit and feel the beautiful inner glow of eating right.
At the moment, i am the heaviest I've ever been. Whilst aware that I'm not a fatty, I am slightly more...voluptuous. Due to recent-ish circumstances, this is only to be expected and as far as my brand new E Cups are concerned, this is fine. It's just, as I was tucking into some crispy seaweed and lemon king prawns, I thought, "eww I'm eating a chinese take away, watching The Royal Tenenbaums and wearing my boyfriends dressing gown, I'm actually a fat loser." Rob had a few of my prawns, but the damage was done. I was entering chub town.
Bloody hell, I'm going to miss Kinder Hippo's.
No more Kinder Hippo's, no more Ice Cream binges (Feasts, Strawberry Cornetto's, Crunchie Blasts, Oh gosh!), no more sneaky bites of Rob's sketti-cheese, or cereals at 6am (after not having gone to sleep). Bye bye Blue Top Milk, cheerio chocalate and so long baking cakes (I will just eat them).
Yes, I am going on a diet. Not really a fan of "everything in moderation" I have often taken an all-or-nothing approach to dieting, which we all know has some serious implications. This time I am determined to eat right and have healthy amounts of exercise. I shan't be wearing myself to shadows and I shan't get carried away. I just want to tone up, get fit and feel the beautiful inner glow of eating right.
At the moment, i am the heaviest I've ever been. Whilst aware that I'm not a fatty, I am slightly more...voluptuous. Due to recent-ish circumstances, this is only to be expected and as far as my brand new E Cups are concerned, this is fine. It's just, as I was tucking into some crispy seaweed and lemon king prawns, I thought, "eww I'm eating a chinese take away, watching The Royal Tenenbaums and wearing my boyfriends dressing gown, I'm actually a fat loser." Rob had a few of my prawns, but the damage was done. I was entering chub town.
Bloody hell, I'm going to miss Kinder Hippo's.