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A guy ate his own bed!
What?!
He ate his bed. His whole bed. Springs, the whole thing.
Was he French?
Mattress... What does that have to do with eating a bed?
A lot.
French people eat furniture?
No, there was a famous French guy who ate bicycles for a living.
He ate bicycles?
Yeah, he loved the oily parts the best.
Dave Tango, my love for you grows and grows.
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A customer using the photocopier last night had no idea what he was doing and was trying to use the paper feed feature. Naturally, it started beeping and going crazy on him. "Oh no!" the customer cried. "My paper has been mystified!"
"What?" I went over and looked at the screen. "Oh, paper has been misfed"
What?!
He ate his bed. His whole bed. Springs, the whole thing.
Was he French?
Mattress... What does that have to do with eating a bed?
A lot.
French people eat furniture?
No, there was a famous French guy who ate bicycles for a living.
He ate bicycles?
Yeah, he loved the oily parts the best.
Dave Tango, my love for you grows and grows.
*
A customer using the photocopier last night had no idea what he was doing and was trying to use the paper feed feature. Naturally, it started beeping and going crazy on him. "Oh no!" the customer cried. "My paper has been mystified!"
"What?" I went over and looked at the screen. "Oh, paper has been misfed"