Maybe you're not cut out for Second Life
If you find yourself having any of these questions or concerns, it may be time to consider another hobby instead of Second Life:
* I keep hitting the "alt" button, but I'm still the same avatar!
* Wherever I go, there's somebody standing in front of me so I can't see, and when I try to talk to them, they don't answer.
* I looked inside my head, and there's nothing in it! Should I be worried?
* I keep hearing that everything in Second Life is prim, but instead it seems to be kind of slutty in places.
* Do the people in my friends list really love me?
* I think I got another avatar pregnant. Will this increase our free prim allowance?
* I tried to get on my Second Life wife's health insurance, but they won't let me. Does that mean she's really a man?
* Can you tell my RL girlfriend that just because I spend all my time and money on my SL girlfriend and have virtual sex with her all the time, that doesn't mean I'm cheating? She won't believe me.
* I think I just really pissed off my friend. Where's the undo button?
* Can I deduct my SL penis on my RL taxes as a medical expense?
* How do I win?
(You know, I realized after I posted this that I attributed some of the dorkiest questions specifically to men, which I hope men reading this won't take personally. :) )
* I keep hitting the "alt" button, but I'm still the same avatar!
* Wherever I go, there's somebody standing in front of me so I can't see, and when I try to talk to them, they don't answer.
* I looked inside my head, and there's nothing in it! Should I be worried?
* I keep hearing that everything in Second Life is prim, but instead it seems to be kind of slutty in places.
* Do the people in my friends list really love me?
* I think I got another avatar pregnant. Will this increase our free prim allowance?
* I tried to get on my Second Life wife's health insurance, but they won't let me. Does that mean she's really a man?
* Can you tell my RL girlfriend that just because I spend all my time and money on my SL girlfriend and have virtual sex with her all the time, that doesn't mean I'm cheating? She won't believe me.
* I think I just really pissed off my friend. Where's the undo button?
* Can I deduct my SL penis on my RL taxes as a medical expense?
* How do I win?
(You know, I realized after I posted this that I attributed some of the dorkiest questions specifically to men, which I hope men reading this won't take personally. :) )