THE WORLD IS A BIG COCK SUCKING CUM GUZZLING WHORE
And while I'm feeling a little bitchy and TOTALLY petty, here are a list of things that are OUT at least for as long as I say they're out.
LIST OF PETTY THINGS THAT ARE OFFICIALLY NOT COOL AT ALL:
- totally emoxscene camwhore shots
- making an obnoxious parody of yourself or your "STEREOTYPE" to appear cool, collected, sarcastic, and sneering at all things mainstream. you're really not, you're probably just insecure.
- putting your fucking makeup on wrong. god
- flirting with your best friends
- especially when it makes them feel bad
- flirting with your friends boyfriend
- flirting with ANYONES boyfriend
- flirting in general because its just fucking retarded and you look like either a retarded middle schooler or a whore bag when you try
- failing precalc, or chem
- not already being in my 2nd semester senior year
- only 7 days in a week, wtf
- not being chill.
- most girls with long hair
- talking about politics when you really have no fucking idea what you're talking about at all. this goes especially for democrats/"LIBS" because you know what, it doesnt make you cool, radical, or informed, you look like a dumbass. and you make me look like a dumbass, which is absolutely not okay.
- making me feel uncomfortable in any way (if you're making me uncomfortable i probably won't tell you so you just better avoid it in any/all ways possible)
- having your clothes not match and thinking it makes you any of the following: punx xcore, scene, boho, bobo, hip, or collegiate. DOESNT.
- calling me without having freaking anything to say, unless you're part of s6 or da crew or you're nate, in which case, plz do, but only because you're better than everyone else
- telling me you love me when you DON'T
- both commercial stores AND thrift stores because neither are cool because i said so
- "making" or "altering" your clothes for the sole purpose of being able to say your clothes are DIY, because thats for fags, and not really caring about whether you actually enjoy the process of altering/sewing, or the way they look on your body, or anything legit (because i say its legit, and if i say you're not, YOU'RE NOT.)
- being trashy slut bag whores
- having friends soley for social status
- anything two-tone metal
- fake girls that claim to be "real"
- CHICKS
- having "too much going on" in the earring/neck/facial region, because it looks like crap
- having more online friends than real-life friends
- doing drugs and bragging about it
- getting shitfaced every weekend and losing brain cells until no one ever wants to talk to you because you look like a bloodhound from your hangover and smell like stale beer
- smoking cigarettes OR CIGARS, neither are cool and they make your teeth fucking yellow
- not taking responsibility for your own life
because that's just never cool.
ever.
grow up.
god.
if anyone wants to talk about how hugely bitchy i am... don't. then you'll be on the "OFF" list too, at least for like a week. or talk to me about it because my pettiness is pissing me off more than you. probably.
l-o-v-e,
kate
PS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND READ THAT ENTRY
YEAH THE WHOLE THING
WHORE
LIST OF PETTY THINGS THAT ARE OFFICIALLY NOT COOL AT ALL:
- totally emoxscene camwhore shots
- making an obnoxious parody of yourself or your "STEREOTYPE" to appear cool, collected, sarcastic, and sneering at all things mainstream. you're really not, you're probably just insecure.
- putting your fucking makeup on wrong. god
- flirting with your best friends
- especially when it makes them feel bad
- flirting with your friends boyfriend
- flirting with ANYONES boyfriend
- flirting in general because its just fucking retarded and you look like either a retarded middle schooler or a whore bag when you try
- failing precalc, or chem
- not already being in my 2nd semester senior year
- only 7 days in a week, wtf
- not being chill.
- most girls with long hair
- talking about politics when you really have no fucking idea what you're talking about at all. this goes especially for democrats/"LIBS" because you know what, it doesnt make you cool, radical, or informed, you look like a dumbass. and you make me look like a dumbass, which is absolutely not okay.
- making me feel uncomfortable in any way (if you're making me uncomfortable i probably won't tell you so you just better avoid it in any/all ways possible)
- having your clothes not match and thinking it makes you any of the following: punx xcore, scene, boho, bobo, hip, or collegiate. DOESNT.
- calling me without having freaking anything to say, unless you're part of s6 or da crew or you're nate, in which case, plz do, but only because you're better than everyone else
- telling me you love me when you DON'T
- both commercial stores AND thrift stores because neither are cool because i said so
- "making" or "altering" your clothes for the sole purpose of being able to say your clothes are DIY, because thats for fags, and not really caring about whether you actually enjoy the process of altering/sewing, or the way they look on your body, or anything legit (because i say its legit, and if i say you're not, YOU'RE NOT.)
- being trashy slut bag whores
- having friends soley for social status
- anything two-tone metal
- fake girls that claim to be "real"
- CHICKS
- having "too much going on" in the earring/neck/facial region, because it looks like crap
- having more online friends than real-life friends
- doing drugs and bragging about it
- getting shitfaced every weekend and losing brain cells until no one ever wants to talk to you because you look like a bloodhound from your hangover and smell like stale beer
- smoking cigarettes OR CIGARS, neither are cool and they make your teeth fucking yellow
- not taking responsibility for your own life
because that's just never cool.
ever.
grow up.
god.
if anyone wants to talk about how hugely bitchy i am... don't. then you'll be on the "OFF" list too, at least for like a week. or talk to me about it because my pettiness is pissing me off more than you. probably.
l-o-v-e,
kate
PS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND READ THAT ENTRY
YEAH THE WHOLE THING
WHORE