LJ Idol Introductions
Hi, I'm Kate.
I'm a Gemini and I love long walks on the beach.
When I'm not writing in cliches I'm living one as a modern day Holly Hunter in Broadcast News, like if Holly Hunter and Liz Lemon had a child who ate way too many Reese's peanut butter cups and really liked vodka.
I say a lot of things I probably shouldn't, eat a lot of foods I shouldn't and prefer spending Friday nights with a bottle of wine and Dateline Mystery to going out on the town. I'm also obsessed with Murder She Wrote. I'm pretty sure I could easily solve any crime I'm confronted with at any time.
I cry at movies and TV but never at real life. I'm probably a sociopath.
I have two dogs that are my babies. When people mock me for spoiling them I tell them that I'm barren and watch them scramble for a response. This is both true and amusing.
I'm a bitch, but a funny one.
I'm training for a half marathon and most of the time my training runs make me want to cry. I'm mainly doing it because Mems (my Julia Sugarbaker-esque grandmother) doesn't think I'll do it.
I'm easily pushed into stupid decisions by people saying they think I can't do something.
I'm always the fattest person in my yoga class.
I curse like a sailor.
I have a tendency to overshare to de-sensitize people to my awkwardness.
I'm a Gemini and I love long walks on the beach.
When I'm not writing in cliches I'm living one as a modern day Holly Hunter in Broadcast News, like if Holly Hunter and Liz Lemon had a child who ate way too many Reese's peanut butter cups and really liked vodka.
I say a lot of things I probably shouldn't, eat a lot of foods I shouldn't and prefer spending Friday nights with a bottle of wine and Dateline Mystery to going out on the town. I'm also obsessed with Murder She Wrote. I'm pretty sure I could easily solve any crime I'm confronted with at any time.
I cry at movies and TV but never at real life. I'm probably a sociopath.
I have two dogs that are my babies. When people mock me for spoiling them I tell them that I'm barren and watch them scramble for a response. This is both true and amusing.
I'm a bitch, but a funny one.
I'm training for a half marathon and most of the time my training runs make me want to cry. I'm mainly doing it because Mems (my Julia Sugarbaker-esque grandmother) doesn't think I'll do it.
I'm easily pushed into stupid decisions by people saying they think I can't do something.
I'm always the fattest person in my yoga class.
I curse like a sailor.
I have a tendency to overshare to de-sensitize people to my awkwardness.