It's a twista! It's a twista!
Ok, so has anyone seen that rather ridiculous movie "The Day After Tomorrow"? Right, when giant natural disasters caused by global warming and the inability to listen when Dennis Quaid gabbles crackpot scientific 'theories'?
Um, and part of the natural disasters are tornados that destroy Los Angeles?
Ok, so maybe we're a bit far north, but seriously? When was the last time Washington state had a tornado?
The radio told us to get to the basement, and if we didn't have one, sit in the closet and cover ourselves with pillows and blankets. I've heard that during tornados, uncooked eggs can be driven through solid trees unbroken. So what I want to know is, from all you midwest apartment-dwelling people out there who apparently (according to movieland) have to deal with this on a regular basis:
Do the pillows protect you from eggs? Cause I've got a fresh dozen in my fridge.
Well, that's the news from P-town. I'll be awaiting your answers. In my closet. Hiding from eggs. If Japan starts getting hit with hailstones the size of grapefruit, I'll be moving to Mexico.
Um, and part of the natural disasters are tornados that destroy Los Angeles?
Ok, so maybe we're a bit far north, but seriously? When was the last time Washington state had a tornado?
The radio told us to get to the basement, and if we didn't have one, sit in the closet and cover ourselves with pillows and blankets. I've heard that during tornados, uncooked eggs can be driven through solid trees unbroken. So what I want to know is, from all you midwest apartment-dwelling people out there who apparently (according to movieland) have to deal with this on a regular basis:
Do the pillows protect you from eggs? Cause I've got a fresh dozen in my fridge.
Well, that's the news from P-town. I'll be awaiting your answers. In my closet. Hiding from eggs. If Japan starts getting hit with hailstones the size of grapefruit, I'll be moving to Mexico.