Caption Madness! (Part 1)
So my facebook news feed has become overly inundated with these captioned photos. I decided to share some and add my own two cents about them. Enjoy! :)
As opposed to bionic men, who are dedicated until they short circuit and start harming people.
Very true, but you say this like it's a good thing.
No, it is not nice to know that someone is so insecure in your relationship that they can't trust your judgment.
Said every abused partner ever.
Because I have no life. Or goals. Or imagination.
If that's true, then why are you hugging on your mom in such an intimate way O.o
An ill, indeed.
But then I'll have to stop when I really have to pee.
As opposed to confident guys, who don't give a shit.
Then pick up the damn phone! Sheesh.
Yes, because tolerating your bullshit = troo luv. Didn't you know?
Huh. And I thought some of the dumbest girls I know were total bitches. I stand corrected, I guess.
Then delete them. Really now.
Because I have absolutely no life. At all.
Because starving to death is so romantic.
My feeeeeeeelings!
I am a hopeless romantic at heart, I admit it. :P