@ 2:22pm...
As per bithday tradition, stretching back into the aeons.... I present to you the complete lyrics to The Lucksmiths "Birthday Present for Katrina" ...
Birthday Present for Katrina
Happy birthday dear Katrina
We hope you have a lovely day
Your father and I are oh so proud
In fact there’s something he’d like to say
We’ve watched you grow from a beautiful baby into a beautiful girl
And as a flower of woman who has blossomed so fresh
You mean everything in the world
Happy birthday dear Katrina
We hope you have a lovely time
A few of us guys got together
And we bought you a cask of cheap white wine
There are 100 people here and you might know half of them
And the beer on the carpet won’t stain
Just get drunk, fall over and embarrass yourself
Like you did last Saturday *cough* and last Thursday
And the one before that
You’re the apple of my eye
You’re the core of my life
But as the fruit turns sour
You throw up and fall down
And I sometimes wonder why
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And I got the funniest card from my older sis. The outside says "Happy Birthday to my sister, the cute one in the family." And then when you open it you see "From the stunningly gorgeous one." Under that is her handwritten "HA!" :) Too funny. And to cap it off, she got me a Victoria's Secret gift card, so irony all around :)
Birthday Present for Katrina
Happy birthday dear Katrina
We hope you have a lovely day
Your father and I are oh so proud
In fact there’s something he’d like to say
We’ve watched you grow from a beautiful baby into a beautiful girl
And as a flower of woman who has blossomed so fresh
You mean everything in the world
Happy birthday dear Katrina
We hope you have a lovely time
A few of us guys got together
And we bought you a cask of cheap white wine
There are 100 people here and you might know half of them
And the beer on the carpet won’t stain
Just get drunk, fall over and embarrass yourself
Like you did last Saturday *cough* and last Thursday
And the one before that
You’re the apple of my eye
You’re the core of my life
But as the fruit turns sour
You throw up and fall down
And I sometimes wonder why
---
And I got the funniest card from my older sis. The outside says "Happy Birthday to my sister, the cute one in the family." And then when you open it you see "From the stunningly gorgeous one." Under that is her handwritten "HA!" :) Too funny. And to cap it off, she got me a Victoria's Secret gift card, so irony all around :)