Questions and answers
Since this pattern provides me with an unexpected opportunity to learn more about fellow citizens, and since I have well and thoroughly learned the hazards of a perceived imbalance in social exchanges lately, here is my required response
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I shall question it again...
2. I see, so you was simply born into your class.
How terrible, you never tasted real freedom before, have you?
3. Then smile more! You should smile more, Good General!
You look so sour all the time! Is this a reference to question one?
4. I never thought I would meet a man who is immune to one of the most pleasurable drinks ever created...
How is it that you hold such a high tolerance for ethanol, Good General? Ethanol is perhaps the earliest organic reaction known to humanity! It's intoxicating effects due to it's consumption have certainly been known since ancient times!
I have met many who seem to hold a very high tolerance for liquor, but you sir...
Goodness.
I wonder now how I will ever buy you that gift now...
5. ...You actually made a joke!
The world's most flat chested woman, indeed!
Oh no no! I simply teasing! You are all man, I know!
So no one has ever got passed your blade to ever cut your hair? Mhm! I doubt anyone ever shall, then! And thank goodness no one ever well!
It would be a shame for such fine hair to be cut so crudely!
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2. I did, once. Or rather, I tasted what I'd misinterpreted to be freedom. It tied into #1 quite extensively.
3. ...I'll work on it? and yes.
4. As I mentioned, I am the result of a genetic experiment. A good portion of my genetic code comes from an entity that was never human, and beyond that, I've been infused with a substance that heightens every physical reaction. The effects range from luminous eyes to heightened speed and strength to accelerated healing -- I believe it's the accelerated healing that keeps alcohol from affecting me. Unfortunately, it also keeps most medicines and painkillers from affecting me either; if I am ill or wounded, the only effective solution for me is magical, and it's a waste of resources to expend such power on something as trivial as a headache, or minor injuries I would survive.
...wait, a gift? Whatever for?
5. Since my arrival here, I was once doused in acid that burned at flesh and stone alike. Needless to say, it also did considerable damage to my hair. This made me rather cranky.
I now keep the perpetrator's undying soul trapped in crystal and bound to my will; I often leave it in my sock drawer. (Unless Yuffie is around, in which case I conceal it more thoroughly.)
But otherwise, no, I haven't had it involuntarily cut for me for quite some time. >:3
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