To whom it may concern

[katayoku_tenshi]

I'd like to have it recorded that Zack has acquired a job in being awesome.

Particular instantiations of localized awesomeness are likely to include points such as:

• Throwing parties at the drop of a hat Surveying the state of morale among diverse populations of civilians
  
  
• Being charming at people and eating things Collecting and assembling quality control opinions at local food and beverage establishments
  
  
• Taking care of the public relations details I'm terrible at Providing a comforting point of contact for the civilian patrol, since children and frightened people often need more reassurance than military cadets
  
  
• Being Zackly Rescuing kittens from trees, helping grandmothers cross the street, and so forth
  
  
• Necessary and prudent 'laying down of the smack' when interpersonal squabbles are taken out of hand. And other duties expected of a responsible member of the city's military and civilian patrol forces.
  

(In The Fine Print:) Being the best friend in the known universe. ♥ (End of the Fine Print)

That will be all.