Is it lunch time yet?
Its been 12 hours and my teeth still hurt. Damnable teeth whitening process! I really just wanted to do the one day lots of pain procedure instead of this forever and a day irritation but nobody listens to me. They said "No you said you had sensitive teeth so this process is better and less painful hopefully." Lies!! I did not sleep much last night
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Jack Horner of Fables in Wikipedia states:
"Jack Horner, in addition to his role in the nursery rhyme of the same name, is also the Jack of Jack and the Beanstalk and Jack and Jill fame. He is also known as Jack Be Nimble, Jack Frost, Jack O'Lantern, Jack the Giant Killer, as well as being most of the other mythological Jacks, to the extent that he's occasionally referred to as Jack of the Tales.
Jack is a rather benign (and not always terribly competent) trickster, always looking for quick ways to make a buck."
Tho this sections under Schemes is perhaps more fun:
"Jack has initiated many attempts to get rich by underhanded means. In addition to those mentioned above, his schemes have included:
* Raffling off a fake map of the locations of magic beans which he had lost.
* Stealing Nimblin's Seven League boots to win the Boston Marathon
* Showing [non-Fables] old photographs of himself to convince that he was a vampire, then accepting their money to bite them and make them immortal. This never made it off the ground. Jack conceived the plan while in Bigby's presence; the sheriff immediately realized what Jack was thinking about and threatened him with a century in jail.
* Stealing Santa's naughty and nice lists, which he would then sell to the IRS and various law-enforcement agencies."
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