A random conversation...
katarik: http://myspace-122.vo.llnwd.net/00923/22/14/923624122_l.jpg augh
katarik: who drew this terrible diana?!?
lord_dingsi: who drew this terrible ALLOFIT?
katarik: who do i have to kill so that diana NEVER LOOKS LIKE THIS AGAIN?
lord_dingsi: and also did you notice that all of the men except one are brooding and menacing, but all of the women are smiling or grinning invitingly?
katarik: yes. yes i did.
katarik: die die die
chevauchee: .....
chevauchee: WHO DO I KILL?
chevauchee: or at least break every bone in his hands
lord_dingsi: and they are all ugly. man. make that go away.
katarik: *dick* is ugly
lord_dingsi: *growls* when people manage to make DICK ugly, they fucked it up royally.
chevauchee: "special guest starring james 'logan' wolverine as nightwing!"
katarik: diana's breasts are bigger than peej's. what the crap.
katarik: NEVER DRAW AGAIN
katarik: man, *look* at that waist to hip ratio.
chevauchee: that's like, 40%, IF that
katarik: her posture is crap
chevauchee: she's a TRAINED WARRIOR, motherfuckers!
katarik: that pose means weak abs and too-tight hip flexers. stop drawing martial artists in that pose!
chevauche: yes!
katarik: also, whyfore the bent knee of not being intimidating?
chevauchee: because the artist SUCKS
katarik: note the mangled breast, too
chevauchee: gah
katarik: i wish to stab this artist with batman's knife-ears
chevauchee: yes
katarik: stab his hands so that he can never lift another pencil
lord_dingsi: AND THEN DO THIS TO ROB LIEFELD
somebody please FINALLY do this to him
katarik: YES YES YES
katarik: ABSOLUTELY
chevauchee: amen
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And then I was reminded of the X-Men backpack with Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Storm, and *everyone* except Storm was snarly and menacing. Storm had this half-smile of 'I am a gentle woman!'
GRARGH.
katarik: who drew this terrible diana?!?
lord_dingsi: who drew this terrible ALLOFIT?
katarik: who do i have to kill so that diana NEVER LOOKS LIKE THIS AGAIN?
lord_dingsi: and also did you notice that all of the men except one are brooding and menacing, but all of the women are smiling or grinning invitingly?
katarik: yes. yes i did.
katarik: die die die
chevauchee: .....
chevauchee: WHO DO I KILL?
chevauchee: or at least break every bone in his hands
lord_dingsi: and they are all ugly. man. make that go away.
katarik: *dick* is ugly
lord_dingsi: *growls* when people manage to make DICK ugly, they fucked it up royally.
chevauchee: "special guest starring james 'logan' wolverine as nightwing!"
katarik: diana's breasts are bigger than peej's. what the crap.
katarik: NEVER DRAW AGAIN
katarik: man, *look* at that waist to hip ratio.
chevauchee: that's like, 40%, IF that
katarik: her posture is crap
chevauchee: she's a TRAINED WARRIOR, motherfuckers!
katarik: that pose means weak abs and too-tight hip flexers. stop drawing martial artists in that pose!
chevauche: yes!
katarik: also, whyfore the bent knee of not being intimidating?
chevauchee: because the artist SUCKS
katarik: note the mangled breast, too
chevauchee: gah
katarik: i wish to stab this artist with batman's knife-ears
chevauchee: yes
katarik: stab his hands so that he can never lift another pencil
lord_dingsi: AND THEN DO THIS TO ROB LIEFELD
somebody please FINALLY do this to him
katarik: YES YES YES
katarik: ABSOLUTELY
chevauchee: amen
(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
And then I was reminded of the X-Men backpack with Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Storm, and *everyone* except Storm was snarly and menacing. Storm had this half-smile of 'I am a gentle woman!'
GRARGH.