These conversations made Petronelle disown me.
Doubledgedtruth: Hah, right
and also!
BRUCE SLADE!
nnug
me: slade taking bruce's virginity
Doubledgedtruth: nngh
*dies from fangirlish overload*
Bruce would be Slade's type if he were a girl, though
then CRAZY PSYCHO BABIES
me: ... oh god.
Doubledgedtruth: hee.
petralemaitre: -- if he were a girl...
petralemaitre: i run AWAY FROM YOU
Sisterjoanjulian: I DIDN'T DO IT
Sisterjoanjulian: THAT WAS NOT ME
petralemaitre: uh huh.
Sisterjoanjulian: *innocent!*
petralemaitre: sure.
Sisterjoanjulian: Ren: nnnnnnnnnnnrgh
and bruce would be slade's type. also roy's.
*pictures the love triangle*
me: ...
Ren:
me: don't do that to me!
petralemaitre: *hides*
petralemaitre: *hides from ALL OF YOU*
petralemaitre: bruce as roy's type breaks me.
petralemaitre: but yeah, dangerous brunette -- I can see it.
Sisterjoanjulian: it causes serious damage to my brain.
Doubledgedtruth: And of course, that makes me think also Ollie's type.
me: *SHRIEKS*
petralemaitre: *DIES*
petralemaitre: not unless you got Bruce to wear a blonde wig.
petralemaitre: And -- no.
Sisterjoanjulian: *dead*
Doubledgedtruth: Then someone would have to write LadyShiva/Bruce!girl femslash.
me: dear god in heaven. yes they would.
Ren: yes!
Ren: girl!bruce/kory
Girl!bruce/kory/dick
me: YES
petralemaitre: ---
petralemaitre: man.
Doubledgedtruth: *snickers again*
There'd probably be someone who'd want Bruce!girl/Barbara femslash too
me: ...
petralemaitre: *HIDES*
petralemaitre: look, I wrote bruce/dick uber once and you're STILL managing to freak me out.
me: i am hiding.
and encouraging you to keep doing this
Doubledgedtruth: Hehe
Okay.
WW/Bruce!girl is tempting.
me: ooooooh.
Doubledgedtruth: Or how about one that's going to makde you write Bruce!girl....
Girl!Bruce/Steph/Cass.
me: ... oh god. batwoman/robin/batgirl.
Doubledgedtruth: Heh.
petralemaitre: yo, that's hot *and* wrong.
Sisterjoanjulian: indeed!
Doubledgedtruth: Oooh.
I got one for you.
me: ?
Doubledgedtruth: Girl!Bruce/Harvey.
petralemaitre: !
Ren: !!!
girlbruce/ra's
me: *chokes*
Ren: YOU KNOW RA'S WOULD GO THERE
me: he'd have totally skipped talia to get an heir
he so would!
Ren: talia's been the intermediary for years
petralemaitre: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Sisterjoanjulian: dies laughing
Ren: well YES it's euw, but ra's would totally TRY
me: yes. word.
petralemaitre: ew ANYWAY
Sisterjoanjulian: *snerks*
Doubledgedtruth: Heh. Well, I tried very hard not to comment on Joker/Bruce, then a possible child. You'd have died.
me: ... yes. yes i would.
petralemaitre: GROSS
Ren: x.x
Sisterjoanjulian: amen, sisters
and also!
BRUCE SLADE!
nnug
me: slade taking bruce's virginity
Doubledgedtruth: nngh
*dies from fangirlish overload*
Bruce would be Slade's type if he were a girl, though
then CRAZY PSYCHO BABIES
me: ... oh god.
Doubledgedtruth: hee.
petralemaitre: -- if he were a girl...
petralemaitre: i run AWAY FROM YOU
Sisterjoanjulian: I DIDN'T DO IT
Sisterjoanjulian: THAT WAS NOT ME
petralemaitre: uh huh.
Sisterjoanjulian: *innocent!*
petralemaitre: sure.
Sisterjoanjulian: Ren: nnnnnnnnnnnrgh
and bruce would be slade's type. also roy's.
*pictures the love triangle*
me: ...
Ren:
me: don't do that to me!
petralemaitre: *hides*
petralemaitre: *hides from ALL OF YOU*
petralemaitre: bruce as roy's type breaks me.
petralemaitre: but yeah, dangerous brunette -- I can see it.
Sisterjoanjulian: it causes serious damage to my brain.
Doubledgedtruth: And of course, that makes me think also Ollie's type.
me: *SHRIEKS*
petralemaitre: *DIES*
petralemaitre: not unless you got Bruce to wear a blonde wig.
petralemaitre: And -- no.
Sisterjoanjulian: *dead*
Doubledgedtruth: Then someone would have to write LadyShiva/Bruce!girl femslash.
me: dear god in heaven. yes they would.
Ren: yes!
Ren: girl!bruce/kory
Girl!bruce/kory/dick
me: YES
petralemaitre: ---
petralemaitre: man.
Doubledgedtruth: *snickers again*
There'd probably be someone who'd want Bruce!girl/Barbara femslash too
me: ...
petralemaitre: *HIDES*
petralemaitre: look, I wrote bruce/dick uber once and you're STILL managing to freak me out.
me: i am hiding.
and encouraging you to keep doing this
Doubledgedtruth: Hehe
Okay.
WW/Bruce!girl is tempting.
me: ooooooh.
Doubledgedtruth: Or how about one that's going to makde you write Bruce!girl....
Girl!Bruce/Steph/Cass.
me: ... oh god. batwoman/robin/batgirl.
Doubledgedtruth: Heh.
petralemaitre: yo, that's hot *and* wrong.
Sisterjoanjulian: indeed!
Doubledgedtruth: Oooh.
I got one for you.
me: ?
Doubledgedtruth: Girl!Bruce/Harvey.
petralemaitre: !
Ren: !!!
girlbruce/ra's
me: *chokes*
Ren: YOU KNOW RA'S WOULD GO THERE
me: he'd have totally skipped talia to get an heir
he so would!
Ren: talia's been the intermediary for years
petralemaitre: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Sisterjoanjulian: dies laughing
Ren: well YES it's euw, but ra's would totally TRY
me: yes. word.
petralemaitre: ew ANYWAY
Sisterjoanjulian: *snerks*
Doubledgedtruth: Heh. Well, I tried very hard not to comment on Joker/Bruce, then a possible child. You'd have died.
me: ... yes. yes i would.
petralemaitre: GROSS
Ren: x.x
Sisterjoanjulian: amen, sisters