Meme List:
1. Adeline Kane
2. Jason Todd
3. Barbara Gordon
4. Stephanie Brown
5. Dick Grayson
6. Lois Lane
7. Slade Wilson
8. Tim Drake
9. Bruce Wayne
10. Alfred
11. Kon-El
12. Hiro
13. Cassandra Cain
14. Dinah Lance
15. Helena Bertellini
What food or dish would 11 cook for 2?
Kon would order takeout. Alternately, he might be all macho and threatening and try to sear something with heat vision, and then Jason would mock him.
What's 4's favorite movie? Would he/she watch it with 5?
Any movie-watching with Dick would likely descend into a makeout session, to be honest. Steph likes The Princess Bride. Dick likes it, too.
Would 13 be best matched in a teamup with 6, 9, or 12?
You have no idea how much it terrifies me to say that she would probably work best with Bruce. Cass interacting with Lois and/or Hiro, however, would be a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Does anyone know if she ever even met Superman?
Would 9 be best matched sexually with 12, 6, or 13?
… This is another terrifying answer. Um. Bruce would be best matched with either Cass or Lois, definitely not Hiro after all, Hiro is gay for Kon. After reading “mildredmilton”’s Bruce/Cass fic, my first instinct is to answer Cass. Plus, sex with Lois would always involve Clark at some level. And while that’s fun *too*, it’s not entirely answering the question.
Has 3 been to college? If not, what would they study if they could go?
Ahahahahaha. Babs has definitely been to college. Has lots of degrees. Obviously, she’d study library science and psychology. And lots of other seemingly-random classes.
What does 10 think of 4? What does 4 think of 10?
Alfred thinks young Miss Stephanie is a charming girl around the house, and that in some ways it is a pity that Master Jason was unable to make her acquaintance. In other ways, it saves him a great deal of trouble. However, it would be more preferable if Miss Stephanie were in her *own* home rather than any area in the Manor, though she seems to enliven Master Bruce and Master Tim’s lives nicely.
Steph thinks Al’s kinda weird, in a nice way, but she appreciates the sewing lessons and she likes his food.
If faced with 15, and holding a lollipop in his/her/its hand, what would 14 do?
Depending on how petty they were being, Dinah would stick the lollipop in Helena’s hair. Or she’d just eat it. Helena might say something about being a little kid, and then Dinah might stick her tongue out.
Last but surely not least, what would happen if 1, 7, and 8 were locked into a room with a bed and a stocked cube fridge overnight?
… If Slade and Adeline were locked in a room with a bed, what do *you* think is going to happen? The addition of Tim makes me run screaming. I’m not sure whether to be scared for him or envious.
3 and 7 are in jail. They call 2 to bail them out. What chaos happens?
Jason would be right there in jail with them, man. Babs would be so angry, being in jail with a criminal like Slade, and Slade would be vastly amused. They’d end up calling Bruce to bail them out. It would have to be during Jason’s time as Robin, and Slade would make some comment about the panties.
1 gets pregnant by 12, what kind of parents will they make?
Well, Hiro might get killed long before the nine months were up, so Adeline would be a single mother with that kid. Slade wouldn’t be at all happy. Can I just not think about the logistics of that?
2, 5, 9, and 14 are all hookers in a brothel, what does each "specialize" in?
In order: Jason specializes in blowjobs. Dick specializes in any activity requiring lots of flexibility; he does the kink-without-blood clients. Also, he likes the poledancing. Bruce… um. Hrn. Bruce specializes in something BDSM, Selina likes to come visit him. Dinah specializes in bondage, which canon seemed to think for a while.
3, 8, 10, and 13 are out to lunch, who is the first to offer to pick up the check?
Alfred was raised properly, which means he wouldn’t be at this gathering. Not his place. Of the three remaining, it wouldn’t occur to Cass to pick up the check. Probably Tim, who’s more used to independent wealth than Babs.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Lois/Kon? Actually, that might be fascinating. In really hurty, scary ways. Way to mess with the kid’s Clark complex even *more*, Lois.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Steph is amazingly, beautifully hot in an Even-Numbered Robin manner. Um… look, I don’t know how hot, but I lust after her mightily. STEPH.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Hiro got Tim pregnant, they would have given up on cloning Kon and tried pregnancy instead. Tim would be very Grim about it and secretly fiddle with the Robin suit to permit maternity. Eventually, though, he’d have to tell people when he started showing.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
*snerks* Only tons. What’s your poison, gen, slash, or het? Your pairing?
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lois and Jason? Uh… I’m assuming this would be a partnerswap with Bruce and Clark. Jason would love seeing Lois in the disco!Nightwing suit.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dick/Alfred hurts my soul. Dick/Bruce all the way: “sticky and hot,” man.
*Alfred*. Egad. I feel ill now.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Aside from the sheer o.O of Jason and Hiro having sex, that would depend on why Slade was there. If it was a hit, he’d just finish the job. He might let them finish first, though. If not… well. All bets are off where Slade’s concerned.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
… A summary for Babs/Alfred.
Oh God.
Um.
Can I skip this question?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Given that I’ve seen one non-AU fic with Adeline in it, plus two AUs and one of them was crap, I’d say no. Adeline/Tim pairing fluff freaks me out.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
For a what now? Slade/Hiro hurt/comfort?
Darn it, why can’t I get more seven/twelve questions?
I have no idea. Hrn. Lessee… I got nothing. Something about jobs, I think.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Time travel. Definitely. Steph is tossed back in time and meets Adeline in her playgirl socialite jetsetter stage, before she married that creep Count when she was nineteen.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Is this a trick question? Duh. I am a very effective high priestess of Slade fandom, I get people into this. *waves to pretty much everybody*
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Uh-huh. Babs/Dick, Babs/Tim, Babs/Bruce, one memorable incident of Babs/Kon, I know several people who were really happy about Babs’ new online sex life.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Oh, yes. Cosmicastaway, Petronelle, d0wn_on_paper, Monkeycrackmary, the list goes on.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jason/Dick/Steph?
Nnnnnrgh. I’ll be in my bunk.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um. Something stereotypically British. Can I not think about Alfred and passion?
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
An Enya song, because I have a weird sense of humor.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Adeline/Lois/Hiro? Crack. Lots of warnings for crack and implausibility. I’d probably warn for OOCness, too.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Jason would not try to pick up Alfred. No. No no no.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Two days ago. Glossing’s deeply terrifying Golden Age Batman/Robin of YIKES.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
She likes wearing the Robin suit as much as Clark likes seeing her in it.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Kon would definitely shag Bruce. Would Bruce shag Kon?
Possibly. Kon would be either drunk or sober. Bruce would be sober, because a drunken Bruce is scary.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Slade. Definitely Slade. But I have a mental AU going where Slade and Babs might actually have sex, and at some point she would totally top.
Yes, typing that made me make strange faces.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Translation: Adeline and Bruce are in a happy relationship until Bruce suddenly runs off with Steph. Adeline, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kon and a brief unhappy affair with Hiro, then follows the wise advice of Dick and finds true love with Babs.
My first reaction is why does Slade not get any mention? My second is what is up with all this Adeline/Hiro?
I would call it OOC Fest of Doom. Um… Chevauchee would read it, except for OOC. She likes the crack. I don’t think anybody should write or read this, mainly because it hurts my mind to contemplate.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Slade/Tim was canon, I would totally be expecting canon to deliver me my Dick/Tim and Slade/Dick next.
That said, there are stories where I can easily see Slade/Tim, and one of them is in my head right now.
This is a terrifyingly good distraction.
2. Jason Todd
3. Barbara Gordon
4. Stephanie Brown
5. Dick Grayson
6. Lois Lane
7. Slade Wilson
8. Tim Drake
9. Bruce Wayne
10. Alfred
11. Kon-El
12. Hiro
13. Cassandra Cain
14. Dinah Lance
15. Helena Bertellini
What food or dish would 11 cook for 2?
Kon would order takeout. Alternately, he might be all macho and threatening and try to sear something with heat vision, and then Jason would mock him.
What's 4's favorite movie? Would he/she watch it with 5?
Any movie-watching with Dick would likely descend into a makeout session, to be honest. Steph likes The Princess Bride. Dick likes it, too.
Would 13 be best matched in a teamup with 6, 9, or 12?
You have no idea how much it terrifies me to say that she would probably work best with Bruce. Cass interacting with Lois and/or Hiro, however, would be a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Does anyone know if she ever even met Superman?
Would 9 be best matched sexually with 12, 6, or 13?
… This is another terrifying answer. Um. Bruce would be best matched with either Cass or Lois, definitely not Hiro after all, Hiro is gay for Kon. After reading “mildredmilton”’s Bruce/Cass fic, my first instinct is to answer Cass. Plus, sex with Lois would always involve Clark at some level. And while that’s fun *too*, it’s not entirely answering the question.
Has 3 been to college? If not, what would they study if they could go?
Ahahahahaha. Babs has definitely been to college. Has lots of degrees. Obviously, she’d study library science and psychology. And lots of other seemingly-random classes.
What does 10 think of 4? What does 4 think of 10?
Alfred thinks young Miss Stephanie is a charming girl around the house, and that in some ways it is a pity that Master Jason was unable to make her acquaintance. In other ways, it saves him a great deal of trouble. However, it would be more preferable if Miss Stephanie were in her *own* home rather than any area in the Manor, though she seems to enliven Master Bruce and Master Tim’s lives nicely.
Steph thinks Al’s kinda weird, in a nice way, but she appreciates the sewing lessons and she likes his food.
If faced with 15, and holding a lollipop in his/her/its hand, what would 14 do?
Depending on how petty they were being, Dinah would stick the lollipop in Helena’s hair. Or she’d just eat it. Helena might say something about being a little kid, and then Dinah might stick her tongue out.
Last but surely not least, what would happen if 1, 7, and 8 were locked into a room with a bed and a stocked cube fridge overnight?
… If Slade and Adeline were locked in a room with a bed, what do *you* think is going to happen? The addition of Tim makes me run screaming. I’m not sure whether to be scared for him or envious.
3 and 7 are in jail. They call 2 to bail them out. What chaos happens?
Jason would be right there in jail with them, man. Babs would be so angry, being in jail with a criminal like Slade, and Slade would be vastly amused. They’d end up calling Bruce to bail them out. It would have to be during Jason’s time as Robin, and Slade would make some comment about the panties.
1 gets pregnant by 12, what kind of parents will they make?
Well, Hiro might get killed long before the nine months were up, so Adeline would be a single mother with that kid. Slade wouldn’t be at all happy. Can I just not think about the logistics of that?
2, 5, 9, and 14 are all hookers in a brothel, what does each "specialize" in?
In order: Jason specializes in blowjobs. Dick specializes in any activity requiring lots of flexibility; he does the kink-without-blood clients. Also, he likes the poledancing. Bruce… um. Hrn. Bruce specializes in something BDSM, Selina likes to come visit him. Dinah specializes in bondage, which canon seemed to think for a while.
3, 8, 10, and 13 are out to lunch, who is the first to offer to pick up the check?
Alfred was raised properly, which means he wouldn’t be at this gathering. Not his place. Of the three remaining, it wouldn’t occur to Cass to pick up the check. Probably Tim, who’s more used to independent wealth than Babs.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Lois/Kon? Actually, that might be fascinating. In really hurty, scary ways. Way to mess with the kid’s Clark complex even *more*, Lois.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Steph is amazingly, beautifully hot in an Even-Numbered Robin manner. Um… look, I don’t know how hot, but I lust after her mightily. STEPH.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Hiro got Tim pregnant, they would have given up on cloning Kon and tried pregnancy instead. Tim would be very Grim about it and secretly fiddle with the Robin suit to permit maternity. Eventually, though, he’d have to tell people when he started showing.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
*snerks* Only tons. What’s your poison, gen, slash, or het? Your pairing?
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lois and Jason? Uh… I’m assuming this would be a partnerswap with Bruce and Clark. Jason would love seeing Lois in the disco!Nightwing suit.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dick/Alfred hurts my soul. Dick/Bruce all the way: “sticky and hot,” man.
*Alfred*. Egad. I feel ill now.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Aside from the sheer o.O of Jason and Hiro having sex, that would depend on why Slade was there. If it was a hit, he’d just finish the job. He might let them finish first, though. If not… well. All bets are off where Slade’s concerned.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
… A summary for Babs/Alfred.
Oh God.
Um.
Can I skip this question?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Given that I’ve seen one non-AU fic with Adeline in it, plus two AUs and one of them was crap, I’d say no. Adeline/Tim pairing fluff freaks me out.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
For a what now? Slade/Hiro hurt/comfort?
Darn it, why can’t I get more seven/twelve questions?
I have no idea. Hrn. Lessee… I got nothing. Something about jobs, I think.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Time travel. Definitely. Steph is tossed back in time and meets Adeline in her playgirl socialite jetsetter stage, before she married that creep Count when she was nineteen.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Is this a trick question? Duh. I am a very effective high priestess of Slade fandom, I get people into this. *waves to pretty much everybody*
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Uh-huh. Babs/Dick, Babs/Tim, Babs/Bruce, one memorable incident of Babs/Kon, I know several people who were really happy about Babs’ new online sex life.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Oh, yes. Cosmicastaway, Petronelle, d0wn_on_paper, Monkeycrackmary, the list goes on.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jason/Dick/Steph?
Nnnnnrgh. I’ll be in my bunk.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um. Something stereotypically British. Can I not think about Alfred and passion?
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
An Enya song, because I have a weird sense of humor.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Adeline/Lois/Hiro? Crack. Lots of warnings for crack and implausibility. I’d probably warn for OOCness, too.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Jason would not try to pick up Alfred. No. No no no.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Two days ago. Glossing’s deeply terrifying Golden Age Batman/Robin of YIKES.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
She likes wearing the Robin suit as much as Clark likes seeing her in it.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Kon would definitely shag Bruce. Would Bruce shag Kon?
Possibly. Kon would be either drunk or sober. Bruce would be sober, because a drunken Bruce is scary.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Slade. Definitely Slade. But I have a mental AU going where Slade and Babs might actually have sex, and at some point she would totally top.
Yes, typing that made me make strange faces.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Translation: Adeline and Bruce are in a happy relationship until Bruce suddenly runs off with Steph. Adeline, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kon and a brief unhappy affair with Hiro, then follows the wise advice of Dick and finds true love with Babs.
My first reaction is why does Slade not get any mention? My second is what is up with all this Adeline/Hiro?
I would call it OOC Fest of Doom. Um… Chevauchee would read it, except for OOC. She likes the crack. I don’t think anybody should write or read this, mainly because it hurts my mind to contemplate.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Slade/Tim was canon, I would totally be expecting canon to deliver me my Dick/Tim and Slade/Dick next.
That said, there are stories where I can easily see Slade/Tim, and one of them is in my head right now.
This is a terrifyingly good distraction.