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[katarik]

Dear God

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[nikki_firekitty]

Homemade food is yumness!

Do I even want to ask?

What did your sister think it was?

Seriously Magic was playing Christmas songs all weekend. Speaking of Christmas what do you want for Christmas?

[katarik]

Homemade food is a glorious thing.

Old Britney Spears song. She was listening to it, I asked why she was listening to a masturbation song, she gave me a weird look, I rolled my eyes and pointed out one or two key phrases, she made a grossed-out face.

A regular bookstore, I guess. Silly child.

*Why* was it doing so?

*blinks* I have no idea.

[nikki_firekitty]

Your sister is goin to be a Sophmore in High School right?

[katarik]

A junior, actually.

[nikki_firekitty]

*blinks* and she is that naive?

[katarik]

AND she thinks of herself as not being naive. As being, like, Little Miss Cynical and Experienced in the Ways of the World.

[nikki_firekitty]

she is not that experienced if she does not know what an adult bookstore is when it says it!

[katarik]

THANK YOU.

[nikki_firekitty]

she does know what sex is right?

[katarik]

Oh, she knows what sex is. Really, in this culture, how could she not?

She says yes, she knows what sex is, and thanks for your concern.

[nikki_firekitty]

Just making sure, I mean one would think if she knew what sex was she would know what an adult book store was

[katarik]

In her defense, the store didn't have a big sign up saying 'We Sell Porn,' but I asked a couple people what they would assume if they saw a bookstore called Pleasure Books. And they didn't have any trouble identifying that as a porn shop.

[nikki_firekitty]

Well yeah, but Pleasure Books, that is either porn or a bunch of books on sexually self help and stuff. With numerous versions of the Kama Sutra