Random update of Crack, most of which is courtesy of Chevauchee.
Thing the first: I might end up writing a DC/Star Wars crossover, based on me idly mentioning that Han Solo and Slade Wilson would get along really well, and then she encouraged me.
Thing the second: mlle_chevauchee: (.... also, if martha wayne was originally martha kane, i think we need to decide that somehow she was related to addie as well. would that make batman slade's nephew or something? well, i guess it would depend on HOW martha and addie were related. cousins, maybe.)
mlle_chevauchee: ("cousins, totally cousins!")
Sisterjoanjulian: (... oh my god.)
Sisterjoanjulian: (Suddenly I have "It's a Small World After All" playing in my head. Oh my God. Slade and Bruce *related*.)
Sorry, God. Sorry.
Thing the third: wee!Bruce having a teenage crush on Cousin Addie's husband. BABY!BRUCE CRUSHING ON SLADE.
Thing the fourth: Alfred, for whatever reason, is killed. Bruce Wayne isn't old enough to be on his own, and is sent to live with the favorite cousin of Martha Wayne, nee Kane, and her husband... Slade Wilson.
Deathstroke raising Batman. Possibly this belongs in Marcelo's scary AU.
And, because I should have some Shakespeare in here, I present what happens when Kat watches a play and then is allowed to think.
Shakespeare Wank goes like this:
Hamlet writers: Hamlet’s a cooler hero, he didn’t go kill his wife because of some lying jerk.
Othello writers: Shut up, you have canon incest!
Hamlet slashers: Nuh-uh, we just write about Horatio!
Hamlet canon-writers: ... they weren't blood relatives OMG SHUT UP.
Hamlet slashers: The *play* said it was incest!
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead slashers: You people are *weird*. *go to write Rosencrantz and Guildenstern slash*
ENTIRE SHAKESPEARE FANDOM: SHUT UP, YOU WRITE FOR FANFIC, BITCHES.
Also:
Signs that you have been talking to Petra too often: when the coin-flipping scene in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead made you squeak “Two-Face!” in the middle of English class.
And then no one was surprised.
Thing the second: mlle_chevauchee: (.... also, if martha wayne was originally martha kane, i think we need to decide that somehow she was related to addie as well. would that make batman slade's nephew or something? well, i guess it would depend on HOW martha and addie were related. cousins, maybe.)
mlle_chevauchee: ("cousins, totally cousins!")
Sisterjoanjulian: (... oh my god.)
Sisterjoanjulian: (Suddenly I have "It's a Small World After All" playing in my head. Oh my God. Slade and Bruce *related*.)
Sorry, God. Sorry.
Thing the third: wee!Bruce having a teenage crush on Cousin Addie's husband. BABY!BRUCE CRUSHING ON SLADE.
Thing the fourth: Alfred, for whatever reason, is killed. Bruce Wayne isn't old enough to be on his own, and is sent to live with the favorite cousin of Martha Wayne, nee Kane, and her husband... Slade Wilson.
Deathstroke raising Batman. Possibly this belongs in Marcelo's scary AU.
And, because I should have some Shakespeare in here, I present what happens when Kat watches a play and then is allowed to think.
Shakespeare Wank goes like this:
Hamlet writers: Hamlet’s a cooler hero, he didn’t go kill his wife because of some lying jerk.
Othello writers: Shut up, you have canon incest!
Hamlet slashers: Nuh-uh, we just write about Horatio!
Hamlet canon-writers: ... they weren't blood relatives OMG SHUT UP.
Hamlet slashers: The *play* said it was incest!
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead slashers: You people are *weird*. *go to write Rosencrantz and Guildenstern slash*
ENTIRE SHAKESPEARE FANDOM: SHUT UP, YOU WRITE FOR FANFIC, BITCHES.
Also:
Signs that you have been talking to Petra too often: when the coin-flipping scene in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead made you squeak “Two-Face!” in the middle of English class.
And then no one was surprised.