Blasphemous humor is love.
http://www.newsarama.com/ImageComics/BattlePope/p20.jpg The Pope is God's new enforcer.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/Popeman.jpg/310px-Popeman.jpg Holy water. Sacred wine. Bracers against demons. Holy seals. Rubber boots that protect against divine electrification!
UNDERWEAR OF CHASTITY.
LOVE LOVE LOVE.