how-to:
Step one in slicing your knuckle a good one: Wash dishes.
When you have successfully broken a glass into your knuckle (ow, by the way), promptly dispose of broken glass. Then, continue washing dishes, being careful not to drip or rinse your blood into clean dishes. After the dishes have been washed and put away to dry, rinse your cut in cold water and apply a band-aid.
After bleeding through band-aid in the span of ~45 seconds, throw away band-aid. Lick blood off hand; it is delicious and not to be wasted. (Disinfect cut after this step.) Tape gauze pad to hand. Watch blood begin to visibly seep through gauze pad in ~30 seconds.
Inform the internet.
When you have successfully broken a glass into your knuckle (ow, by the way), promptly dispose of broken glass. Then, continue washing dishes, being careful not to drip or rinse your blood into clean dishes. After the dishes have been washed and put away to dry, rinse your cut in cold water and apply a band-aid.
After bleeding through band-aid in the span of ~45 seconds, throw away band-aid. Lick blood off hand; it is delicious and not to be wasted. (Disinfect cut after this step.) Tape gauze pad to hand. Watch blood begin to visibly seep through gauze pad in ~30 seconds.
Inform the internet.