why me??

[katamaran]

event?? how about string of events?? god, the past couple of weeks have been so unbelievably hectic. my string of events ranged from seeing a small town cop pull his gun on someone to telling my best friend that her asshole boyfriend cheated on her to having to decide to give up my life or my future (it's confusing, but if you knew the dilemma,

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[lizdefiance]

that's it right, there, kat! that's how you seduce nick - lean over and whisper in his ear, "nick...i think you're okay."

mmm.

[katamaran]

you dare doubt my seduction process?? gee, after i tell him i think he's okay, i'll turn around and smear peanut butter on his nipples. if that doesn't work -

consider me un-screwed.

[lizdefiance]

well, i didn't doubt your seduction process until you mentioned the peanut butter and i saw the errors of your plans...see, we all know that the only kind of peanut butter that should exist is chunky, and chunky peanut butter would just look kind of gross clumped on his nipples.

now what?

i think you're wrong

[katamaran]

it's not so much how it looks - it's all about the taste. why in the hell do you think they'd even consider making flavored condoms??

i mean, have you ever seen a cock??

Re: i think you're wrong

[lizdefiance]

damn!!! that'd almost be a stumper right there, but for the fact that cocks don't taste all that much better than they look...

alright, alright, so they don't taste like anything.

you win.

but then you'd have to kiss the kid with peanut butter breath...

Re: i think you're wrong

[katamaran]

that doesn't make the least bit of sense unless (in your fantasy) he licks his own nipples.

and even that wouldn't be so bad.

Re: i think you're wrong

[lizdefiance]

no way! i wouldn't want to watch a boy squirming around, trying to lick his nipples! or anyone's nipples, for that matter.

i meant that you'd have peanut butter breath, and you'd have to kiss him with it.

well, not that you'd have to kiss him with your breath...-stutters-

Re: i think you're wrong

[katamaran]

ha ha!!! when you said 'you're the one that has to kiss the kid with peanut butter breath' it sounded like you meant 'with the kid that has peanut butter breath.'

god, he better like the taste of peanut butter - i wouldn't sleep with him if he didn't. how shallow do you think i am??