Jun 03, 2011 22:28
...that there may be something wrong with my brain.
Him: The whole town has gone crazy.
Me: Sorry
Him: You didn't do it.
Me: Yes, I did. I absolutely did.
Him: How?
Me: I stole the Lindbergh baby.
Him: Well give it back.
Me: I can't...I sold it.
Him: ...Well, what did you get?
Me: Sonic Beverages.
That and my gratuitous use of ellipsis must be stopped.